fooby

This joke used to take over the internet, then it took an arrow to the knee.

I used to find it funny, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Thinking is also too mainstream :phu:

Don't eat chicken, too mainstream :phu:

Half of that stuff is hugely exaggerated and would only happen over a long period of time getting pissed on a very regular basis though.

That sounds terrible, get some decent electronic music though, I love listening to pretty lights when I'm running, just chilled out and a good pace. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XZNN1rsOM]Pretty Lights - Forever Lost - YouTube[/ame]

I spend all my money on guitar stuff, alcohol & floor boards. *coughtorrentscough*

I've never really had time for learning about stuff that's already happened unless it's still having effects today, although some bits are quite interesting.

That's why history is hard for me, I have a shit memory and I always just zone out because it's so boring.

I'm gifted at opening doors, I've never failed to open a door, apart from when they're locked.

Being a hipster, too mainstream :phu: I follow my own trend, I am a foober. We eat wood louse and talk to each other in chewbacca language.

He used to get pissed, then he took an arrow to the balls. How the hell are they that far apart?

Math is far to mainstream :phu:

Do you see anybody else with a banana in their sig? Coldplay member in avvy, too mainstream :phu:

Oh, you have no idea.

I had a running playlist then I took an arrow to the kn... I mean put my iPod in the washing machine.

You're too mainstream :phu:

Has TV ads = too mainstream :phu:

I was all like "aww screw this running is too hard" but then I ran more than 3 miles and suddenly it's easy.

I highly doubt that, but... ...Doesn't matter had sex.

Coke and Pepsi are too mainstream.

Uhg, I was out with my girlfriend the other day and I said "oh look she could be thai" and she thought I said "oh look she's tight" about this 80 year old.

Drinking can also fix that.