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Oh back in the day when I was your age, I could only dream of having an iPhone, now like every 10 year old and his cat has one :(

It's close enough.

I'm dyslexic, which kind of excuses me from the following. I just read this as "At least my orgasms wouldn't freeze".

Actually... Moles are small cylindrical mammals adapted to a subterranean lifestyle. They have velvety fur; tiny or invisible ears and eyes; and short' date=' powerful limbs with large paws oriented for digging. The term is especially and most properly used for the true moles, those of the Talpidae family in the order Soricomorpha found in most parts of North America,[1'] Asia, and Europe. It also refers to other completely unrelated mammals of Australia and southern Africa which have also evolved the mole body plan; while it is not commonly used for some talpids, such as desmans and shrew-moles, which do not fit the common definition of “mole” as well.

This I'm fairly sure of, as alcohol is used in the likes of de-icer.

I've somehow managed to be mashed 3 consecutive nights, I blame my mum and tescos.

That actually sounds quite nice.

You calling me a underground dwelling rodant? My mam tried to make port jelly, she obviously didn't realize that alcohol has a much lower freezing point than water.

I love everything. Especially you.

You be trippin' ;)

I'm a badass.

I got an iPhone for Christmas/birthday/mymoney, kinda bloody happy!

Just found a can of tropicana and vodka that was way too strong from this party last night... Reminds me of drinking petrol.

OH HAI it's kinda Christmas and stuff, wtf?

I'm not even remotely religious, I don't celebrate the birth of christ or any of that, it's just a great time of year where everybody's happy & you see friends & family you don't usually see, not to mention the parties :P I celebrate the winter solstace more than anything, which is basically what christmas was before religion was around. No silly gods & fights, just celebrating the sun starting to come back after the dark nights.

hahwahaha sorry i cant bpossible remenber how to search right now :) sorry

the Drunk Thread this is a threadg to post in purely whrn you'e pissed, post away those o you who have partied to night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to make meme threads, then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to push watermelons out of lakes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Got my ears pierced today, cos Im solid.

Don't know what you're talking about :P

Love how this has just become a meme / spam thread :laugh2:

I must have hairy wrists too because when I pull on this bracelet it pinches and hurts quite allot.

I used to want to ban memes too, then I took an arrow to the knee.