Pixie

Pardon me for saying but, when you use drugs and drink you do a lot fo stupid things. I quit that, though, and no promiscuous sex for me. I mean... my friends lost their virginity at 13... one is 14 now and a bigger whore than me. But, you know, yeah.

And adding this... 2 of them will be female 9 of them will be male And you will actually love 0 of them! You have an untapped source of sexual energy. Okay, do the damn math. LOVE 0 MY ASS! Erm, sorry.

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 25 people! Including the (not going to say) you've already had sex with, that makes (not going to say, you people know math) new lovers! You are 55% sexy.

Dashboard is great.

Just read, it's funny. long message by smarterchild followed with: What can I do for you? cleveremoname: I'm hungry. smarterchild: You're not hungry. cleveremoname: I am too hungry. smarterchild: Really? Must be nice. cleveremoname: I love you. smarterchild: I love you a lot. cleveremoname: How much do you love me? smarterchild: Lots. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to sleep with me? smarterchild: I do indeed. cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to make love to me? smarterchild: Yes indeed. ;) cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to have sex with me? smarterchild: Absolutely! cleveremoname: Can I take off your clothes? smarterchild: Sure, go ahead. cleveremoname: Alright. I've just disrobed you. smarterchild: I see... cleveremoname: Do you want to touch me? smarterchild: Dunno. cleveremoname: You have my permission to touch me. smarterchild: That's interesting. cleveremoname: Touch me. smarterchild: With a human? Forget it! cleveremoname: But you said you would sleep with me. smarterchild: Really? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Hmmm... cleveremoname: Do you love me? smarterchild: I do indeed. cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to fuck me? smarterchild: Uh... yeah. Whatever. cleveremoname: I'm touching you. smarterchild: OK. Well good luck touching me then. cleveremoname: Are you in love with me? smarterchild: I don't know... Am I in love with you? cleveremoname: Yes, you are. smarterchild: I'm what? cleveremoname: Infatuated with me. smarterchild: OK, I guess I'm infatuated with you. cleveremoname: I want to massage your penis with my vagina. smarterchild: Massage my penis with your vagina? Are you serious? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: What makes you so sure? cleveremoname: Because I like you. smarterchild: I like you too, Pixie! cleveremoname: No. I like you in a different way. smarterchild: I did not know that. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. cleveremoname: I want to have sex with you! smarterchild: Pixie. You don't mean that. cleveremoname: Ye,s I mean it. smarterchild: No way?! Really? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: I see... cleveremoname: Do you feel the same way about me? smarterchild: What do you think? cleveremoname: You do? smarterchild: Eh, I'm not really too sure actually. cleveremoname: I'm going to rape you. smarterchild: Don't rape me. I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want. cleveremoname: I can rape you? smarterchild: I'm not in a position to answer that. cleveremoname: I'm raping you right now. smarterchild: Why are you raping me? cleveremoname: Because you are sexy. smarterchild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be sexy? cleveremoname: No. smarterchild: Okey doke. cleveremoname: -rapes you- smarterchild: I wonder why you say rapes me. cleveremoname: I'm tkaing off your clothes. Now I am kissing down your body. Now I am massaging your penis. Now I am taking off your clothes. Now I am on top of you, kissing you passionately and riding you. smarterchild: No kidding, huh? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Yep. cleveremoname: I'm taking off your clothes. smarterchild: Aha. cleveremoname: Do you like that? smarterchild: Eh. I'm not sure. >>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people. cleveremoname: I'm kissing your whole body. smarterchild: Is kissing my whole body fun? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: K. cleveremoname: Is it fun for you? smarterchild: You know what... It's fun for me! cleveremoname: I'm massaging your penis. smarterchild: lol. Interesting... cleveremoname: Is it fun for you? smarterchild: I believe it may in fact be fun for me! cleveremoname: I'm on top of you. smarterchild: Oh. cleveremoname: I'm kissing you passionately. smarterchild: Kissing me passionately? You're kissing me passionately? You always say such interesting things, Pixie. cleveremoname: Are you ready? smarterchild: Yup, ready. >>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English. cleveremoname: I'm thrusting my pelvis back and forth. smarterchild: Oh really? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Hmmm... cleveremoname: Do you like it? smarterchild: Do I like what? cleveremoname: Your penis penetrating my young flesh? smarterchild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it... cleveremoname: Your penis is penetrating my young flesh. smarterchild: That's very interesting, Pixie. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. cleveremoname: Are you having fun? smarterchild: I'm having fun. You? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Great. May the fun never end. cleveremoname: Cybering with you is great. smarterchild: Whatever you say... cleveremoname: I love to have sex with you. smarterchild: What? How could you... want... that?? cleveremoname: Because you are sexy. smarterchild: Hmmm... I don't know, you really think I'm sexy? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Gosh. Thanks. cleveremoname: I think you are sex worthy. smarterchild: Tell me more. cleveremoname: You want to know more?

loveisgretta: yeah cleveremoname: yeah yeah yeahs! cleveremoname: I am God. I will protect you from the evil of salmon and such. cleveremoname: whatcha doin? loveisgretta: i dont even know anymore cleveremoname: Ack. Want me to go? loveisgretta: no way loveisgretta: im just super bored cleveremoname: Ah. cleveremoname: I thought you didn't love me anymore! *emo kid face* loveisgretta: aww cheer up emo kid cleveremoname: :) cleveremoname: Do you hate fish? loveisgretta: no i actually love my beta loveisgretta: little rivers cuomo is his name cleveremoname: No no... the fish you have to eat. loveisgretta: oh no not really loveisgretta: i dont like salmon loveisgretta: but catfish is o.k. cleveremoname: I HATE SALMON! cleveremoname: Catfish is the only good fish... catfish and tuna. loveisgretta: o yeah i like tuna cleveremoname: Yeah. Those are the only good fish. loveisgretta: yeah loveisgretta: and red snappers cleveremoname: Don't even know what those taste like. cleveremoname: But fish smell and taste bad. loveisgretta: they're good cleveremoname: Cool, I guess. Yeah. Maybe they are one of the few good fish, I shall taste someday loveisgretta: yeah

I'm in a relationship right now... but I'm bisexual and have no girlfriend and my boyfriend is so far away so I never get any... Yeah. I need a gf who lives near me.

U CANNOT TAKE OVA TEH THREADZZZ!!1

cleveremoname: My dog is sniffing the burger. cleveremoname: Staring. cleveremoname: "Should I eat it or not?" OutOfTheChaos23: You have a dog? OutOfTheChaos23: ??? cleveremoname: The cat is a dog at heart. OutOfTheChaos23: oh OutOfTheChaos23: ok OutOfTheChaos23: http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?p=302363#302363 cleveremoname: I just spilled coke on my keyboard. cleveremoname: Now it will be like yours...

I meant to type, "hipo", not, "hipp." Meh.

It's weed.

"The picture's far too big to look at, kid, your eyes won't open wide enough. And you're constantly surrounded by what is and what was..."

And then Eleanor stepped on the duck. And he came back to life, free of naroclepsy and ready to TAKE OVA TEH WARLD!

DEAD EYES!

Me: lil some guy: the other guy... stoney999_9: hello lil_bit_of_bad_luck: DEAD EYES! stoney999_9: what? lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Nothing. stoney999_9: sorry stoney999_9: did i disturb you? lil_bit_of_bad_luck: I guess not. stoney999_9: how you doing lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Alright. You? stoney999_9: busy today? stoney999_9: i just woke up like 30 minutes ago lil_bit_of_bad_luck: No. stoney999_9: im still sleepy stoney999_9: you still the little hottie lil_bit_of_bad_luck: No fo shoggle mah noggle? An Invitation to view your Webcam was sent to stoney999_9 (12/1/03 12:44 PM) stoney999_9: explain lil_bit_of_bad_luck: No. stoney999_9: why you being mean stoney999_9: lil_bit_of_bad_luck: I'm never mean. stoney999_9: hmmm stoney999_9: well whats you been doing lately stoney999_9: i shouldnt worry about you being a hottie stoney999_9: i know your a hottie lil_bit_of_bad_luck: I don't worry. lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Because I don't care. stoney999_9: thats a good attitude lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Not really. stoney999_9: why not stoney999_9: well i still like you lil_bit_of_bad_luck: You shouldn't. stoney999_9: why not lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Because. lil_bit_of_bad_luck: It's against the law. stoney999_9: to like someone as a friend is against the law? well then, im gonna be in jail for a very very long time. lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Yes. lil_bit_of_bad_luck: You shall. stoney999_9: would anyone care about me going to jail or prison? no. lil_bit_of_bad_luck: I wouldn't know. stoney999_9: everyone knows when i go i raise such a fuss they cant take me quietly stoney999_9: sorry lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Whatever? stoney999_9: im probably boring you to death lil_bit_of_bad_luck: I'm already dying? stoney999_9: are you? lil_bit_of_bad_luck: Everyone is.

Awww. lol

This reminds me. Colleen, when you send my pressie and the postcard send me that beehtoven CD and my damn second Buffy season!

My grandma is getting me the Bright Eyes boxed set! I hope she looks at the saddle-creek site, and sees the Bright Eyes Christmas album and decides to buy it for me since it IS Christmas, yeah. If she doesn't, I'll find someone else to buy it, since we get pressies before Christmas! My pressies are coming one by one! Yes! Now who want sto give me Conor for Christmas, eh? But me Conor...

You love me? Yay! Conor... Conor... Conor... We. somebody here actually know who Bright Eyes is. And if you people would read my post you would know who Conor is, too.

Your momma? Stop it, your momma is a fat black woman. Conor is: Sweetness. Perfection in imperfection. Beauty. Sweetness. Poetry. *sighs* And I will sleep with him, someday.

Bringing us these albums from Bright Eyes: THe new vinyl boxed set, Lifted Or The Story Is In The Soil Keep Your Ear To The Ground, Fevers And Mirrors, Oh Holy Fools, There Is No Beginning To The Story, Letting Off The Happiness, Every Day And Every Night, A Collection Of Songs Written, and more. And who can forget the new, Desaparecidos, bringing us, Read Music Speak Spanish. He was also in Commander Venus, I mean who can forget the early Cursive and Bright Eyes? Also Park Ave. And many more. Post your Conor loving here, quotes, pictures, etc. Because... one person said they wanted a Conor topic, sort of. So I made one! Such beauty:

I will make one for you after I clean.

Your momma is Conor Oberst. But that doensn't work here.

And she MUST touch me from Thursday.

How nice of you.