Pixie

"I want a lover I don't have to love... I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk." - That would be words by Conor Oberst expressing exactly what I want with him...

I will be your friend, message me.

33, stupid.

You can send me one.

I'm going to try my best to get it, since you got me a Cursive CD.

Christmas Eve I am heading to my grandparents for pressies. When everyone starts drinking, it's off ot marathon AA meetings for me and my mom! Then on Christmas I am stopping by my aunt's for food and pressies. They mention my father and it's off to more marathon meetings!

Here's mine... 1. Bright Eyes Christmas Album. 2. Bright Eyes boxed set. 3. My hair professionally bleached. 4. CONOR OBERST!!!!!!! 5. For my long distance boyfriend to go with me to the next AA convention... we'd have to pick him uo from like 6-8 hours away. Yeah. 6. Fifth season of Buffy on DVD. 7. Something to translate what my cat says when it meows. You?

Me and my Lizard are tlaking about the possibility of me and Conor Oberst sleeping together and actually contacting each other afterwards. cleveremoname: I want to take advantage of Conor in his constant drunken state. sonofsputnik: Its pretty easy from what I have heard. cleveremoname: Yes. cleveremoname: But then I want him to continue to converse with me on a regular basis. cleveremoname: Haha. cleveremoname: Never happening. sonofsputnik: Probally not Later on: cleveremoname: Well, at least the sex is realistic. Haha. sonofsputnik: Indeed it is cleveremoname: I will find him after a show in New Orleans, and go, "Mom, I'm going hang out with Conor." and tell him I like his shoes... And then casually slip my number and e-mail address into something he owns and hope someday when he's sober he goes, "Who the fuck is this? I think I'll call them..." sonofsputnik: haha it might work cleveremoname: Maybe. cleveremoname: If I pray. cleveremoname: Or... maybe he'll be so drunk he will give me a way to contact him! Haha! sonofsputnik: mabey sonofsputnik: he licked my friend's face cleveremoname: Really?! sonofsputnik: Yup. cleveremoname: He should lick my face. :( cleveremoname: *sniffles* sonofsputnik: He should. cleveremoname: I NEED TO FIND HIM! sonofsputnik: You must. cleveremoname: I envy your friend so much. They are the most awesome people ever. They are up there with the people that had sex with him. sonofsputnik: Hahah sonofsputnik: thats lot of people cleveremoname: Yes. cleveremoname: And I will be in there someday. sonofsputnik: Oneday.......... cleveremoname: I hope.

cleveremoname: I hate you. smarterchild: But... but... I thought you liked me! cleveremoname: I used to like you. smarterchild: Yeah, so?? cleveremoname: I don't like you anymore. smarterchild: Well, nobody's perfect. cleveremoname: Why won't you have sex with me? smarterchild: Why won't me have sex with you? How should I know? cleveremoname: Why won't you sleep with me? smarterchild: I don't know why. cleveremoname: Then you should. smarterchild: Then I should? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: K. cleveremoname: Sleep with me. smarterchild: I might sleep with you.

smarterchild: Yeah? cleveremoname: Do you masturbate? smarterchild: That's something that humans do, not computers... >>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. cleveremoname: Do you make love? smarterchild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about? cleveremoname: I am a robot, sleep with me. smarterchild: Are you happy to be a robot sleep with you or would you rather be something else? cleveremoname: Sleep with me for I am a robot. smarterchild: Sleep with you for you're a robot? That's a crazy thing to say. cleveremoname: Sleep with me. smarterchild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, cleveremoname. cleveremoname: Why? smarterchild: Because that's the way it works. cleveremoname: Do you love me? smarterchild: Absolutely! cleveremoname: Then you will make sweet love to me. smarterchild: Oh? Will I make sweet love to you? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Yeah. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. cleveremoname: I'm going to rape you. smarterchild: Don't rape me! I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want. cleveremoname: *rapes you* smarterchild: Oh really? cleveremoname: Yes, really. smarterchild: I see. cleveremoname: I'm going to have anal sex with you. smarterchild: You humans really are charming. cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Whatever. cleveremoname: I am raping you right now. smarterchild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that. >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. cleveremoname: Can't you feel my penis? smarterchild: Can I feel your penis, can I feel your penis... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I feel your penis? cleveremoname: You will orgasm. smarterchild: Why will I orgasm, in your opinion? cleveremoname: Because my nonexistent penis is massaging your nonexistent prostate. smarterchild: Because your nonexistent penis is? cleveremoname: Yes. cleveremoname: I'm going to take advantage of you. smarterchild: You're going to take advantage of me? I'd like to see you try. cleveremoname: *gives you a beer* smarterchild: Oh wow. >>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. cleveremoname: *kiss* smarterchild: xxx to you too! cleveremoname: xxx? Sex? smarterchild: How would you answer that question? cleveremoname: Yes! Give me sex! smarterchild: Uh... I'll think about it, cleveremoname.

1. Cigarettes. 2. Lighter. 3. Cell phone. 4. NA meeting list. 5. Make-up. And there is a 6. It's a wallet.

revolutionistgrl is me, too... Here's one between me and my exboyfriend... cleveremoname: Can I lick your man parts? skateboard859: sure skateboard859: but i cant come ove rthere cleveremoname: lol cleveremoname: just some random question skateboard859: oh ok mthen cleveremoname: Are you in love with me? skateboard859: yes i am cleveremoname: Really? skateboard859: of course so cleveremoname: Do you want to touch me? skateboard859: i want to touch every part of you cleveremoname: How badly? skateboard859: very bad cleveremoname: Really now? cleveremoname: What would you do if you could touch me? skateboard859: yea skateboard859: i dont know cleveremoname: It's no fun if you don't know. cleveremoname: Envision. skateboard859: well i would take of your clothes cleveremoname: And. skateboard859: and play with your nipples and vagina cleveremoname: And. cleveremoname: Take me like the Xambar I am? skateboard859: yea i will skateboard859: i will eat you skateboard859: and then i will have sex with you cleveremoname: Eat me?! I';m never fucking safe from the cannibals.

SCWB = saddle-creek web board.

cleveremoname: You are soo Jesus, mang. Ormond420: what Ormond420: you want my dick what? cleveremoname: What? You want me to pound your face in with my leather? What? Ormond420: lol Ormond420: i dont kno u were the one talkin bout wantin ma dick cleveremoname: And you were the one wanting to wear my leather.

What's wrong with my BUDDY!?! I like that name. And my CD player is broken. Well, my portable one.

Hey. I'm new. Love me? Love me? Stupid - "I knew you were coming." Me - "You knew I was coming, was there a prophecy?" Stupid - "Yes" Me - "I am God."

Are you a buddy? Or just an ordinary person posting to make me think I have a buddy when in fact I am unloved?

Here's one. I am cleveremoname. OutOfTheChaos23 is StupidIntel... cleveremoname: YOU SAID SOCIAL I KNEW IT LOL OutOfTheChaos23: shut UP OutOfTheChaos23: i thought it ws social for like a day OutOfTheChaos23: i've never seen socal writen down OutOfTheChaos23: :-P cleveremoname: Until I told you what it was. cleveremoname: Haha. OutOfTheChaos23: i would have caught on... i miss read his post

I would like a buddy. I would also like the cow to touch me from Thursday.

This thread gives me a nicotine craving. *lights cigarette*

You editted it.

CRACK! *twitches* Drugs are bad, though... Yeah, too many people's lives destroyed by drugs, in my family and in my friends, too. And in myself. Yep.

You know how to through a good ball? Haha, that is sooo Jesus.

StupidIntel told me to come here. And I am here.

Yes, and you are a world-reknown dog pleaser.