MAFE
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b>WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule ..2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep." 13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
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Hahahahahahahha...that was fucking hilarious!!! I was sick about all that fucking John Kerry threads! i remember that!
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im not good at all! hehehehe
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Where's aaron?? i miss him
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Albie couldn't even kill a mosquito!
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Hahahahahah REEEEN!! remember the big fight between Buckley and DavigfuckerG??? it was hilarious!!!
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I don't need to do that!!!! of course not!! Im a completely saint :angel:
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i am laughing so hard!! h ahahah this is hilarious!
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you have to figure about it babe!!! :wink:
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make the title be what you just created. Here it goes! Take the last letter in your first name: A - I fucked B - I have C - I need D - I sucked E - I gave head to F - I got wet n wild with G - I tasted H - I played I - I swallowed down J - I blew K - I got down and dirty with L - I loved M - I hated N - I was desperate for O - I ordered P - I partied with Q - I had quickie with R - I got rowdy with S - I sold T - I turned on U - I gave birth to V - I stripped for W - I milked X - I gave hand to Y - I aroused Z - I sold Take the last letter in your last name: A - a hobo B - a male stripper C - a cat D - a pencil E - a naked statue F - a firefighter G - a goat H - a MILF I - a bastard J - a male prostitute K - a clock L - an adult toy M - a Louis Vuitton bag N - a whore O - a DILF P - a pimp Q - a quarter R - a pornstar S - a slut T - a nerd U - a stuft animal V - a bitch W - an ugly fat kid X - a cheerleader Y - a gay guy Z - a pyromaniac Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name): A - and I enjoyed it B - for a one night stand C - for money D - so I could hookup with a jock E - and I got banged after F - for a water bra G - for a cherry flavored condom H - so I could get a nose job I - for a vacation J - for birth control K - for a shopping spree L - so people would talk about me M - and it was hot N - so I could get butt implants O - for sex P - so I could go around naked Q - all for lust R - just for the attention S - for love T - so I could be sexy U - all for a fat kid V - and i hated it W - all for pleasure X - so I could get a boob job Y - for lube Z - all for a hot guybah!! i bet their child is gonna be a dwarf like his dad!Big Fish 100000000000000well...good for nick! :sneaky:The Doors Pink Floyd Jethro Tull The Who Queen Led Zeppelinhaha that was me? :o :lol: oh yes!! it was you!! how could i forget that!! Oh oh Reillo!! remember your big fight with Reno???? it was big!woot woot woot! you're not scared...you're intimidated by her fake blonde hair! mwahahhaim not perverting any thread... is in your mind... :Dno no!! i prefer mariah carey! :snobby:woot woot woot!! mariah horney is back... she's aprreciating your pooetry... :chinese: