LeftLeg

I could have him.

That's true, I once sent a toothbrush to gary Barlow asking him to eat cake then use it and sent back to me. He never did :embarrased:

Oh please! They are in the shadow of Tom. You all confuse me.

Yes. Yes it is.

How can you say that?!

Ouch! Red hot!

I want Tom :angry:

Don't women fancy Tom Cruise these days? The man is a stud; let's get some Cruise pics!

Haha. Damn right Albie, tell it like it is.

Am I? AM I?!

I know them ALL.

This thread is disgusting. We're not objects you know! That's the point of women :angry:

When I was 16 I fell in love with a girl as sweet as can be. But I remembered just in time what my daddy said to me. He said - 'son, you be a bachelor boy and that's the way to stayayayay. Happy to be a bachelor boy, untill your dying day.'

When I was young my father said 'son, I have something to say.' and what he told me i'll never forget until my dying day. He said - 'Son, you be a bachelor boy and that's the way to stayayayay. Happy to be a bachelor boy until you're dying day.'

Jesus Christ :stunned:

I have about £20.

Does he remember that you tried to kill him?

Moi

Yum. Slurppppp.

Yes, i didn't say I wouldn't do her :sneaky:

That was actually Albie's arse too. I've seen it from that perspective many times.

Look at his face! he buys porno mags when young girls are working the tills - you can tell :stunned:

Who posted one of the hags from the O.C? And why? Natalie Portman could make me do rude things.

Bwahahahaaaaa!

Tut, cowards!