LeftLeg

Sorry I must apologise [whatever your name is][/name] maybe I was a little harsh I know you're from [wherever your from][/country] and you have issues, like [whatever your issues are][/issues] but I understand I should be more sensitive. I know that recently [terrible occurence in your personal life][/occurence] has just happened with you, but I do wish you the best of luck in [whatever it is you do][/do]. I hope the code worked or that'll look silly! What's that? You can do better than that.

He's only saying that because there is no £10 to be won and he's Irish and poor :cry:

That's not very nice Reilly.

There is a spelling mistake in jimjam's little profile at the side there. £10 for whomever finds it first!* *Hyperthetical £10

Do you have to be so graphic?

Way-hay

Ooh, I'm feeling all Rocky Horror picture show-ish. Toucha-toucha-toucha-touchhh mee. I wanna be dirtyy. What ever happened to Tim Curry?

Yup...that's a prince albert.

Have you really? My old friend from school is said to have had one but I've not seen proof.

Ahh 'f.a.b' ice lollies, I think Smashy and Nicey did the ads for them. Also 'Feast's were nice, I had one in the summer actually.

We called them Rockets. A much more sexual name I think - you Americans are tame!

I knew she was into some kinky stuff but I wasn't aware that dog piss and old women banged her bells..mind you, I guess she's not too far off the latter. ;)

You ate screwballs in a strange manner...

Just the marmite you're not agreeing with? :stunned:

Haha Mr. Softy, what a great name to make him seem unthreatening and safe to kids. Mind that child!

Marmite, old women and dog pee to porn? Sounds good to me.

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He does seem to like the kiddies but I'm not sure, ask him, he is quite tame.

That is one of my guilty pleasures.

I'm not sure if campness comes across in writing. Except for from that Jimjam, I could imagine him on the set of Little Britain.

Like marmite?

I've never actually claimed to be gay, just little innuendos now and again. I recommend it.

They don't seem to have directed you very well at school, do they? ;)

All the incoherent gay references did so?geez :rolleyes: Ahhh Ren, man. You suck. Majson, I've always had that tinge of homosexuality about my posts; It gives me kicks.