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is not working because lea's fault

she used it a lot like Madonna with the stereo

that's not the worse

the worse is doing exercices with it

 

too much listening too much exercices

i'm going to finnish with sumotari shoulder

gomanasai :chinese:

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mwahaha :laugh3:

sakkura. irokito. namakashi.

momme is buying me a kill bill hanzo hattori sword for christmas :wideeyed:

then imma kill albilltch or ? :chinese:

Hello Mafe :kiss:

a kill bill hanzo hattaro i've already got :chinese:

i'm gonna buy a pikachu dress

then fights all bill or bills

can you pay my bills

i'm béyoncé does i have to work it out :thinking:

nada here goes a masraam rap

yo yo

imma sitting in ma toilet / waiting for the noisettes

a strange voice in ma head / david hasselhoff is sleeping in ma bed

lying there nakked he sure is / i dunno if he should wear tena in case of some piss

dripping out of his dick / staring straight at this underage, kid rick

we both know it / but he sure is afraid to show it

he loves mikkael jackson / who in real life is nothing but a fat son

screem masraam if you know it too / if you don't imma flush you down the toilet- boo

 

:toilet:

:laugh1: :laugh1:

:love:

 

masraams rap battle :wideeyed:

 

 

yo yo i'm spying on your shoulder

even if i'mma good to play rugby or uno

cook rice and clean house can't be a matter

but i'm not slave nor overprottected nor loco :thinking:

i'm still riding my pink car

even i need to go to urgence

cause i'm 12 month pregnant

i'm waiting for a 69 m scar

 

 

yoyo man for loo and tena too

mushrooms takes powa

is it irritating yoour backfira

 

:biker:

MWAHAHAHA :laugh1: imma laughing out loud.

 

yo hombre pedro i dunno what you have heard / but they told me our friend or father is a nerd

he's lost his tena in the cacaland / imma christ martin and yo meet my band:

there's me, will & grace, jonny or something can't remember / ma body is buff but still lying slender

sadly imma nolife and have nothing to do / except fill another sheet of SU-DO-KU

k'amaro in ma ears and rice in a mouth / imma ride your pink truck to helsinki which lies south - YO

 

:disguise:

:laugh1:

 

 

 

love at first sight with a biker/i'm gonna fancy millions of dress with leather yo/the clouds are coming and i'm running on them/sing for the moment or marry eminem :disappointed:/ i bring all the sky and stars for tena/ i've heard no thanx but all the things she said at acapella/momme i'm on tv cooking pizza/is it too burn or do i have to pass a command to chinese plaza/

 

 

yoyo i'm rapper or imma swiper the fox :chinese: where's dora/ doing porn with les snorkis/ears and eyes are burning in helsinki/

 

 

:biker:

PSSSSSSSS :laugh3: :love:

 

yo, so porn with les snorkis / is dat like porn with some guy who-a-dork-is?

hattori hanzo, pikachu and pai mei shouting ni-hao! / another series of hentai starring tao tao :disappointed:

yesterday all my piss disfunctions seemed so far away / now it looks as if they're in my pants to stain

imma no Fiddys, Nellies or slim shadies / instead i like to talk about masraams and making babies

getting pregnant 6 times is my biggest dream / but then i get angry when it's ma period and all i do is shout and scream :disappointed:

 

puah youra so much better at this :laugh1:

:laugh1:

i'm not butter i'm butter fly on genetics :wideeyed:

porn hentai i've read at public library

japanese all pervertum est alecta jacta est

but all people have looked at me like i was from budabest :wacko:

as gandhi says work first sex then :wacko:

but iu can't fight against my hormones this is me..then

 

:wideeyed:

:stunned: :stunned: holy shit

while evas driving her bus, youra driving volvo and imma driving lada

when we three hook up together the passbyers will evidentally have to suffer sum drama

imma dancing like madonna back in nineties, gimme some black pvc and high heels

opps my face is red like ulysse's, but ma birthday in july es

nowadays mafe's on our her chair, when she's shouting MORE! the german people would shout MEHR!

french people would shoud plus or encore :chinese:

my virgin ears will burn or atome will follow nils bohr :smartass:

astral bodies drops like whine so fill up your cup

i'm dancing like madonna foetus style on burning up

while cats are sleeping mouce are gang banging

oops don't call the police or send me mr.billy jean

 

 

:biker:

yo yo yo straight in your face your know you love my bass :chinese:

so yo, youra talking about nils bohr, but what about henry ford?

c'est possible that a car was made by him, but have you heard about lucky luke's dog RIN TIN TIN?

he's more big of a man, than anyone in my sweet beloved divacountry, fin-fin-land

divas there and here, dancing everywhere, making people scared, all they do is lie and swear

so imma pull out ma gun and go out shooting, when meantime momme at a chinese restaurant is fooding

herself and probably k'amaro too, their both faces will turn angry and start yelling su-do-ku

i admit i like sushi and i like rice, but life used to be finer years ago when there still was beverly hills and miami vice :shifty: :chinese:

 

;)

Maria, I am loving you sweetie :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

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Loving all of ya...

 

Imma evianing for ma ford express or cafe expresso!! :idea2:

miami vice i prefer bayjing rice :chinese:

young and the restless i'm counting the day of our life :thinking:

time goes by so divanum, les bittes sont molles les temps sont dures :biker:

neighbours are like elephant ballet i'd rather begin the torture

shake your body and spongefor bob dylan or mulan :chinese:

 

yo yo shake it like it's XXXXXXXXXXXXXX mas :/

merry merry xmas or a 'appy new year / imma fleur delacour if you give me a smile i give you a tear :cry:

confessions on the dancefloor i have more than many / i look like that one girl from spice girls - it was - geri

halliwell or all i going well / be ma prue or phoebe dontcha tell

imma piper, it would make me use diaper / instead of tena, libresse, OB or tampax

what is dat guy doing in the back of the metro - well he fucks

himself and then his spermatoidz fly over you / even if you tell him to fuck off, it will never be good :(

caca cousin is making me confessions on a sofa/it's like a tortura/ i want to puke even if all that i have on blood is a coffee since this morning/ tonight i'm eating tapas or children i'm hesitating/while cat is sleeping mice are digging holes/

 

yo yo yo master at cold play :kid: where 's that chris martini ?

no gin innit :wacky:

gimme a bacardi breezer / imma put in in ma toilet or in ma freezer

your paradise is not for me / but when i put ma glasses on, imma become smart and i can see :smart:

i drive a lada, vraoum vraoum watch it hit the tree / then all the americans would say " oh gee "

but what they really want to say is OH - MY - GOD / but when imma start a judged war, and imma yell instead JIHAD

:army:

if you can go to the mountain let the mountain come to you :thinking: i give peace or piss and they give me war/my poetry is like bing jar jar :/

fiesta on dildo chair mafe on it that's not fair/testing it adopting it :)

yo now imma give you some ode to tena;

 

tena is so fluffy, it's the best choice for all / if you don't use it sooner or latter, you will fall

- fall down the mountain of piss disfunctionment / not gonna have a bride like beckham who bent

piss is what you have to face in life / start browsing http://www.tena.com and you will find a wife

maybe not the prettiest one but one thing you can always count on / is that she will use tena and she will be brunette or blonde

yo use tena yo yo :wacko:

don't forget .fi or .fr/specifing your regions/ it could irritate your belly button/ tena for youth old and even foetus/ you can even now plug it in the bus :laugh1:

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