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elf times :thinking:

slave for santa Claus :disappointed:

^^^^^yea,that's what an elf is.........:disappointed:

thinking about thinking :thinking:

no one has ever noticed that slavery :disappointed:

xmas for toilet :wideeyed:

wmas tree for chimney

:uhoh:

chimneytize my life. :wideeyed:

everything just keeps coming down down and down soon imma DOWNTOWN :thinking:

or Chinatown :chinese:

buy me some soya sauce, hola! :mexican:

i've eaten mexican on friday and turkish on staurday

my stomack is like a rotten dance floor

i should confess or mafess :thinking:

confess your mafess

=

use loo or condom :disappointed:

must be unborn babies cos i wanna be a father for further life ;)

hey luke, i'm your oyster ;)

unborn baby on burned toilet seat :/

hey princess leya, i'm your gilette mach 3

where's beckham? with pigeons

 

 

:toilet:

with pigeon or with his bride :disappointed:

kif kif ici ici sutherland i can't alway tell :lips:

there's always time for some tena in a day :wacko:

Maria, Maria- Sweet love for you, sweet love for you :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Maria maria is this santana? :thinking:

:disappointed:

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A guy from new zealand sang that song for me... :wideeyed:

 

i feel unlucky :dissapointed:

New Zealand guy?

News guys :thinking:

it's suspicious :curtain:

 

 

 

:censured!!:

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it was 5 years ago here in colombia...

 

a kiwi guy was hot :wideeyed:

Kiwi guy? i thought New zealand was better known for Rugby or shoulders :thinking:

btw btw btw btw i hate Kiwi btw btw :thinking: :/

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kiwi is ma stuff :sneaky:

all for you

i keep all the papaye for me :thinking:

btw btw btw btw i hate Kiwi btw btw

hate.........:disappointed:

are you serious....:thinking:

serious or arious. or may be worried or even your father if you don't watch out :wacko:

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woot woot...not arious...is in ma blood :thinking:

i've watched pulp fiction today. now watch me dance. be ma mia :sombrero: aye caramba.

Hey rick8 or nine :wacky:

this is arious this so don't ***lise with IT :wideeyed:

Pulp fiction :love:

i'm off to watch harry potter :thinking:

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woot woot..harry potter sucked ma ass :sick:

messa vessat

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