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mwhahahaha fabio your sig is fabolous

like the rapper in gett riiiiiiiaight

j.lo butt or kylie butt

botox your butt and shut up ferguie balck eyed peas

i love cooking

really? lol you lucky thing! :D i wish i liked it but i hate doing it :embarrased: ah well

botox ma butt and i will cook for all of you :heart:

woooo i love it when other people cook for me! :P

all for you janet jackson

i want le same virgin noise for ma birthday

it's jackson 5 or maroon 5

all is in the hair :elvis:

woooo i love it when other people cook for me!

 

i'm not saying anything about the result :sneaky: food poisoning might be on its way :wreck:

 

all for you janet jackson

i want le same virgin noise for ma birthday

it's jackson 5 or maroon 5

all is in the hair

 

Jakson mwhhahah

noise for birthday i hope you're dancing ho on moves in wet t-shirt discoteque

:lips:

that's myyyyyyyyy pedrogative

i'm gonna ask the version of call on me vs toxic i've heard last time :chinese:

wet t shirt and o neil

where's teal'c not talc?

teal'c has been prydz with samantha who wanted someone to touch her like günther :chinese:

 

unfortunatelly everybootay has fallen to a coma c'est la smelling life

american life ( not for me )

lalala hava i eaten too much chinse cousins today maybeee :ears:

puah caca cousin is already le so drunk

hhe's gonna fall in love with dr jackson :ears:

touch me gunther do me cosby show :biker:

you have eaten luck cookies

hello de lu

hwo do you call the room where you're doing maths

 

 

 

 

mathroom(mushrooms)

 

 

 

tout les chemins menent a Mushrooms

(everyway comes to champignons)

:toilet:

ali is thinking hard :stunned:

 

hwo do you call the room where you're doing maths

 

 

 

 

mathroom(mushrooms)

 

 

 

tout les chemins menent a Mushrooms

(everyway comes to champignons)

 

mwhahahahahahaha

c'est champignon la vie

:smartass:

 

what do you call a room where there is no lights on?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

darkroom (mushroom)

:chinese:

i smell like butter on botox butt

:smartass:

champagne or champignon

both

botox on your toast or roller toaster?

i want boswellox like claudia shieffer kif kither

you're ma kiezer i'm your nation :lips:

it's summat or nothing :sombrero:

arriva arriva ayeee caramba :sombrero:

kiefer sutherland wears libresse always i will love you like julia roberts

i have heard stories, where's ma tena? :biker:

vraoum vraoum

it's family portrait or nothing yo lil pedro

50 penis in da club

:ears:

kif kif

summat :lol: remins me of corrie :embarrased:

puah julia Gérard and her felation mouth :lips:

duu dee du daaaaaa

50 penis in da pub

you have heard bedtime story let's get unconscious and being dirrtay

like xteena and pink

lady orange marmelade

voulez vous vomir avec moi ce soir :ears:

summat remins me of corrie

 

corrie? corrie an ex-boyfriend? :stunned:

 

puah julia Gérard and her felation mouth

duu dee du daaaaaa

50 penis in da pub

you have heard bedtime story let's get unconscious and being dirrtay

like xteena and pink

lady orange marmelade

voulez vous vomir avec moi ce soir

 

hey sister soul sister go sister dabadee dabab dee

imma bluedaba in eiffel tower

somebootay can have skated there, therefore so i have informed been

by le news on Le Televiso

:ears:

Nutella in ma mouth lick it off 50 vagina in da club

now i'm back at home licking ma fishfingers

:smartass:

fishnnish

skater boy or boy skater :ears:

kinder country or kinder bono

it's vertigo de l'amore

umberto tozzi ti amoooooo

lalala

it's le karaoké time

they think i'm crazy i reall dson't care that's ma fabiogative

i'm a brinety for you even a mushroom

take you chance you ma bro :chinese:

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summat remins me of corrie

 

 

 

corrie? corrie an ex-boyfriend?

no no no ! sorry, i should have said coronation street (a soap opera), we all call it corrie :rolleyes:

fishnnish

skater boy or boy skater

kinder country or kinder bono

it's vertigo de l'amore

umberto tozzi ti amoooooo

lalala

it's le karaoké time

they think i'm crazy i reall dson't care that's ma fabiogative

i'm a brinety for you even a mushroom

take you chance you ma bro

 

you're still a super hot female

you've got your million dollar contract

wHatcha WaiTinG whAtcha waiting foor

karoke my mom has asked me to go bed i saiD " non, voici mon lingerie, c'est la vie - la vie çá pue pas de lingeria pas de problems " lalal mommee quiet has gone and told me imma silly girl

it's not for everybootay for le toilet humor i seee

:smart:

 

no no no ! sorry, i should have said coronation street (a soap opera), we all call it corrie

 

opps lala :stunned: corrie .. mwahah i like the name. how do it and summat connect? :stunned:

cos people up north (well on corrie anyway) say summat instead of something hehe so when i'm too lazy to say/type something i say summat :P

you're still a super hot female

you've got your million dollar contract

wHatcha WaiTinG whAtcha waiting foor

karoke my mom has asked me to go bed i saiD " non, voici mon lingerie, c'est la vie - la vie çá pue pas de lingeria pas de problems " lalal mommee quiet has gone and told me imma silly girl

it's not for everybootay for le toilet humor i seee

mwhahahahaha french and finnish mommy same combat :ears:

she has asked me why i took a book for finnish beginners, i've said it's hawt le nord missa vessat anteeski :chinese:

puah she was kinda upset

upset or sunset there's just one two step yo

i'm missy pedriott :lips:

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