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Self Proclaimed Sound Advice for Meeting the One

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If you're looking for the right woman for you, then a good idea is to go to places where you think she will hang out. Go meet women at a place where you go. Meet a woman that does similar things as you. If you play tennis, then perhaps you might want to meet a woman that also plays tennis. If you have a drink after work try meeting women at the bar. It's always good to have similar qualities with the women you date.

 

A new way and effective way is meeting women online. There are many matchmakers that will help you find the woman you're looking for. Be careful before you go and meet the woman though. Make sure you get to know the person. Online, you can choose what type of women you're looking for and read about the person before you actually meet them. Most places you will be able to see what the woman looks like and get to know them online before a date.

 

If you're not good with computers then meeting people at parties or social events is always a good way as well. Have a party and invite a lot of people. Tell your women friends to bring more of their friends and socialize with many people. The more people you know the better chances of your social life increasing. If you know a large amount of women then your chances of going out with one of these women increases dramatically.

 

views? :lol:

hey albie , stop the spam :stunned: :rolleyes:

 

 

jk,jk! :kiss:

:sneaky: :idea2: :idea2: or just walk into the womens room and if u don't get beat up, then u can have ur pick :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: im liking it Jeff :lol:

i thought this thread was about meeting me, appaently not

:lol: bad luck old chap :lol:

Cuz her last relationship fucked her up.

Got hurt majorly, finds it tough to trust.

Looked at the ashtray, then looked back up,

Spinnin it away on the tabletop.

She looked much fitter than saturday just.

She worked in JD's with dan.

Back then I figured she was pretty damn rough,

But she was only wearin her work stuff.

And in these clothes she looked more than buff,

She stirred her straw, sat up to adjust.

I told her I thought it was important,

That you could get lost in conversation.

Chattin shit, sittin in, oblivion

With that person who's your special one.

She said she was the worst pool player under the sun,

But blokes go easy so she always won.

 

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,

Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen

She's playin with her hair, well regularly,

So i reckon i could well be in.

 

She didn't look too bored with what I was sayin.

Her hair looked much better than the other day.

She had her fingers 'round her hair, playin'.

I Saw on the telly that's a good indication.

Stood up to buy the next drink though, "Nay."

Suppose that's just our girl's way.

Im tryin to think what else I could say,

Peelin' the label off, spinnin the ashtray.

Yeah actually, yes, she did look pretty neat.

Her perfume smelled expensive and sweet.

I felt like my hair looked a bit cheap,

Wished I'd had it cut back last week.

She kept givin me this look, cuz she would speak.

Was she only friendly, or was she a keep?

Asked her if she wanted the same again to drink.

Started to turn and get up out my seat.

 

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,

Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen

She's playin with her hair, well regularly,

So i reckon i could well be in.

 

She said that her close mates all were

Always the most important thing to her.

I said I thought it was a bit more blurred.

She asked what I meant by that as she stirred.

I told her about the money and what had occurred

With it goin missing from the living room, so.

With my best mates all there standin by,

Right where I left it, under their eyes.

So surely one of them might have spied

What happened to my money at that time.

I felt like they were all smilin on the side.

She was like "fair play" she couldn't say why.

She didn't know what all my mates were like.

And I said she just might be right.

Wish I had someone I could always rely,

Someone to get lost chattin to all night.

 

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,

Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen

She's playin with her hair, well regularly,

So i reckon i could well be in.

 

As I walked back with more drinks to our place,

She had her phone stuck to the side of her face.

I sat for a minute while she chatted away

'bout somethin with her mom and her birthday.

Played for a bit with the same ashtray,

Thought about things while i sat and waited.

It was nice to chat about the shit in my head,

Someone who just listens to you instead.

I looked at the barman, wiping down again,

Looked at the football on the tv set,

Tryin to look like i weren't just waitin there

For her conversation to come to an end.

I look at my watch and realized right then

That, for three hours, been in conversation.

Before she put her phone down, she switched to silent,

And we carried on chattin for more than that again.

 

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,

Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen

She's playin with her hair, well regularly,

So i reckon i could well be in.

 

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,

Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen

She's playin with her hair, well regularly,

So i reckon i could well be in.

is that the streets?

yep :)

of course :P

oh dear.....oh dear oh dear....oh dear oh dear oh dear......and i've turned into one of the chuckle brothers :stunned:

 

The streets are not good, infact it is my beleife you can still be cool if you don't like the streets

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