Guest DavidG Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager,"he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be undone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Texan said .... "Well, dang-it, would you look at that, I'm getting a fax." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Gordon Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majson Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Spam david..spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 nah old boy, the kids love my sad jokes :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 bravo! bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Gordon Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolyEsther Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 old stuff Dave...:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaser_100 Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 really bad one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 I think it's a goodie, so there! So who's the Texan, Dubya?? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 :lol: actually its john bradshaw layfield, the local texan who got sacked from NBC for being racist :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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