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Favourite Jokes

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O.K. - let's be having your favourite jokes, please, so we can all help make the world smile!

 

I'll set the ball rolling with this one I just heard on TV:

 

Two Foreign Legion army deserters are about to face a firing squad after being apprehended in the desert.

Before giving the order to fire, their captain is prepared to offer them a "final request" each.

The first deserter says: "I'd like to hear 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' by Bryan Adams.

Then the captain asks the second deserter, who says: "Shoot me first!!"

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I hope you don't really think that - otherwise you're on the wrong website!! :lol:

If you really do, I suggest you give "Pop Justice" a try!! :lol:

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Great guitarist - not so good at the singing side. Sounds like he's throwing up on "Everything I Do". "Summer Of 69" was a great party song - but "Everything I Do" was a load of insipid cr*p!! :)

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A BIT?? Any more syrupy and you'd be able to pour it over your morning waffles!! :lol:

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