haha, i was thinking about this the other day when i heard this one:

"are you a parking ticket? cause you got FINE written all over you."

 

:lol: hhaha, sorry if this topic has already been done. anyone got any others?

HAHAHAHAH! oh lord. There's actually a topic like this in the General Members forum, but that's fine.

 

I've heard some pretty lame ones.

 

Some dude actually used, "how you doin'?" to me at a club. I was like, "wow, I didn't know people actually used that line in real life". :lol:

lol :lol:

:lol: how Joey Tribbiani of him..

I don't know any pickup lines except the falling out of heaven one that everyone knows already. :P

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

 

Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

 

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

 

hahaha, funny lines.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

the funniest thing, my friend got asked, "hey baby, what's your sign? and she screamed STOP!", hahhaha, we laughed so hard.

hahahah! STOP! that's freakin' awesome.

 

I've heard that milk line before. Super lame. :stunned:

The one I posted in a similar topic in the general forum was quite good:

 

 

(to two women)

"I don't want to come between you... or do I?"

nice clothes ... would look great on my floor :stunned:

nice clothes ... would look great on my floor

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I lost my number, Can i have yours?

haha, i was thinking about this the other day when i heard this one:

"are you a parking ticket? cause you got FINE written all over you."

 

:lol: hhaha, sorry if this topic has already been done. anyone got any others?

 

 

hahaha! DavidG used that one the other day!!! :laugh3:

:lol: It's this guy who likes my friend so everyday he comes and talks to her, or tells her a line something like that so he's like "are you tired? IS it 'cuz you've been funning through my mind all day" and she's like, no i'm tired because i've been running from your breath all day! i was cracking up..he's a jerk though! :pleased: :D