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Monty Python Movies

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Which is your favourite?! :)

 

We are the Knights who say Ni!Keepers of the sacred words Ni! Ping! and Neeeewwwoooonnnnnnnnngggggg!

 

What i wouldn't give to be spat at in the face! Bloody jailers pet!

 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irrate!!

 

:D :D :D

I prefer The Holy Grail. The drawings crack me up - especially the bit with the jumping sun and clouds disrupting the artist.

 

...and of course, it has the immortal line:

 

"Oh, what terrible times are these when passers-by can say 'Ni' to old women at will?"

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are the kinghts who say, ecky ecky fatanggggg zeeeee walllllerrrrrr

"You're mother was a hamster and you're father smelled of elderberry!!" :lol: :lol:

 

The holy grail.....pure genius! :lol:

i fart in your general direction, you son of a pig dog!

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are the kinghts who say, ecky ecky fatanggggg zeeeee walllllerrrrrr

mwhahahaha :lol:

niiiii niiiii :lol:

Bravely ran away away, brave brave Sir Robin

With his liver removed and his bowels cut out

and his penis ch.....

 

OK lads stop there, that's enough!

i should have skipped this passage :confused:

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Boldly Brave Sir Robin Road Forth From Camelot

He was no afraid to die! Oh! Brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp!

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken!

To have his Knee caps split and his body burnt away

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin...:D :D :D :D

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