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If you had to wed someone from the board...

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:lol: how's this conversation still going??!!

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It's the size of his bank account that causes him to "transcend sexuality". Everybody wants to date a billionaire.

ok, so actually I wonder if you could do the same thing with me?I still don't believe in it

ok, so actually I wonder if you could do the same thing with me?I still don't believe in it

 

Lets meet up and it'll work, I promise

 

 

Jay, it's more the size of something else ;)

 

Innuendo is fun.

my flight, my hotel, my meal, my new mega indie "I've been shopping to Great Britain" clothes and the girls if you don't do good work....anything else?

my flight, my hotel, my meal, my new mega indie "I've been shopping to Great Britain" clothes and the girls if you don't do good work....anything else?

 

Haha no I meant, what would I gain out of the experience, so that I would be willing to pay for you to come over, since you know...it happens to me all the time

 

Plus, if it's a case of a bet where if I fail you get free shopping, then you could jsut fake it

 

Seems Lose:Lose to me

ah sorry....you're right....well since you get it all the time it seems that you never had a girl from another country....so this must be worth it, since we're talking about a german girl here...(known as the most hot blooded women alive...)....second I could bring you a real german gift like erm, Sauerkraut....how does that sound?

 

you don't have to give me free shopping....I was just suggesting it....seriously...there's no risk for you, just fun.

 

(I admit, my first arguments are really weak...)

ah sorry....you're right....well since you get it all the time it seems that you never had a girl from another country....so this must be worth it, since we're talking about a german girl here...(known as the most hot blooded women alive...)....second I could bring you a real german gift like erm, Sauerkraut....how does that sound?

 

you don't have to give me free shopping....I was just suggesting it....seriously...there's no risk for you, just fun.

 

(I admit, my first arguments are really weak...)

 

Well that is a massive assumption, I not only transcend sexuality, but international borders too!

 

I'd prefer something like a collection of Bratwurst amongst other German sausages, because they are phallic.

 

But that is a lot to pay for some sausage...and it would basically be prostitution :lol:

ahhh so which countries did you already transcend?

 

Ok, I can bring you Thüringer, Currywurst, etc...hot and tasty.

 

I can only say it again: It'll be totally worth it.

 

(omg I can't believe we are seriously having this conversation...)

I've crossed the Atlantic and most of the major European ones, luckily for you though, not Germany ;)

 

Hot and tasty is my kind of sausage!

 

Ok you've sold me, but I will be grading you, if it's not at least a B, you will have to redeem yourself in other ways

 

(To be honest, this is the most fun conversation I've had on this forum since I first had one with Briggins)

ok major European ones...which ones exactly?ahhh no wait I should know that since I had many European girls before...and there were some countries where no lesbian was left...I was a bit confused...bt now I know why this happened...

 

well, I promise you an A*....if you'll be disappointed I will have a special for you.

 

 

(Holy shit, really? Ok, I'm torn whether I should feel honoured now or not. I mean, after all you are Nathan, the horror of many members on here...let's leave it like that: Me personally has changed my mind about you. It can be fun talking to you. Woho)

Yeah man, between us we can "have" the entire lesbian population of Europe! We should team up after you get your A* and do it, maybe even together, in a mix-match of sexual preference

 

I'm kind of intrigued about what the something special would be though :O

 

(Haha yeah, honestly people have the total wrong idea about me, basically the only reason people don't like me is because if they are annoying/stupid at me, I can't help but react, that and they don't seem to understand sarcasm! Lucky for you, we are both fluent speakers. I'm glad you've changed your mind anyway, like I keep saying, I actually am a nice person haha.)

:uhoh:

lets ummm.... get back on track.

I'd marry either Arnim, Eric or Paul.

haha... it'd be... Clint :blush:

 

 

 

or... Eric...but that's a different story :disappointed: :lol:

Yeah man, between us we can "have" the entire lesbian population of Europe! We should team up after you get your A* and do it, maybe even together, in a mix-match of sexual preference

 

I'm kind of intrigued about what the something special would be though :O

 

(Haha yeah, honestly people have the total wrong idea about me, basically the only reason people don't like me is because if they are annoying/stupid at me, I can't help but react, that and they don't seem to understand sarcasm! Lucky for you, we are both fluent speakers. I'm glad you've changed your mind anyway, like I keep saying, I actually am a nice person haha.)

 

well, but wouln't there be this problem that I would have turned into a straight person after our A* and not even be interested in other lesbians anymore? Or did I get you wrong there?

 

haha me, too....I'm sure I'll find something.

 

(haha well, there is still this problem of sarcasm on the internet. I think people don't like you, because you can make your sarcasm sound quite direct....like when you say "fucking idot" or something like that....but I see you are ok with me, so I'm glad...ok that sounded egoistic..:uhoh:)

 

awwww Eric seems to have many fans...:cheesy:

well, but wouln't there be this problem that I would have turned into a straight person after our A* and not even be interested in other lesbians anymore? Or did I get you wrong there?

 

haha me, too....I'm sure I'll find something.

 

(haha well, there is still this problem of sarcasm on the internet. I think people don't like you, because you can make your sarcasm sound quite direct....like when you say "fucking idot" or something like that....but I see you are ok with me, so I'm glad...ok that sounded egoistic..:uhoh:)

 

Well I'm sure I'd take the attention away from the other lesbian, but you would still be into it for that kind of experience, I am sure.

 

(Yeah but to be honest, the people I am like that with, I don't really care if they like me or not, so it doesn't bother me, I like to think my sarcasm is greater than just swearing at people though :lol:. Yeah that's what I mean! I don't just "attack" people for no reason, you've done nothing to annoy me so I have no reason to, although you are being an egotistical bitch)

Yes now that you say it, you could be right! Eventhough I wouldn't feel anything with those lesbians anymore it could still be fun.

 

(well, I love sarcasm, too. I'm a quite sracastic one in real lfe. On the internet I try to avoid it, because people could understand it wrong and then it's no fun anymore. And as a mod I don't want to appear like an egoistical bitch. )

Oh it'll be mindblowing

 

(Yeah I'm really dry in real life, I love my sense of humour. Oh you see, I disagree there, when people don't understand you are being sarcastic, I think it makes it even more funny. (An off the record comment here, you wouldn't be standing out from the other mods/admin if you were egotistical ;) ))

ooooh.

 

(I love my sense of humour, too! It may sound so conceited, but sometimes I think I am the only girl here who has a great sense of humour. And the most boring bitches always get the best (ok not the best...but the best-looking...that sound superficial...ah damn it..I should be quiet..) men here...baahhh...ok, egoistical wasn't the right expression I rather mean impolite.)

We need cool Lesbian sexing names for our tour

 

(Rolle is pretty funny and Lina has a great sense of humour.

 

hahaha yeah, I was thinking "This isn't a dating site, is it?")

Lesbian sexing names?That sounds quite scary...for example?

 

(hahaah good thought. It was just a stupid thought coming from a confused mind,,,sorry.)

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