lol. Something happened to me in my drafting class too. I was playing AEnima by Tool on the computer while I was doing work, and I had my headphones on so nobody could hear, and then I forgot my headphones were on eventually, and got up and started walking away, and the headphones came out, and the speakers then came back on, and the song Eulogy was playing and it was at full blast. And the teacher heard Maynard singing "Get off your f****** cross, we need it to nail the next fool martyr!!" lol

hahaha....thats not too bad....

dandy andy's a stupid chud! hahaha

im not that stupid! .... wait.. i am

im "messed" up.. so someone says...

ANYONE HAVE A STORY WORSE THAN MINE?? please console me!!

lol.

 

I just heard Faaip De Oiad again, god, that song is freaky!

could be...i cant really remember.

what the hell! im going to put TOOL in my cd player right now! AH! must listen!

The creepiest lyrics Tool has ever used are in that song.

 

"I, I don't have a whole lot of time.

Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51.

I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and...

[chokes] I've kind of been running across the country.

Damn, I don't know where to start, they're,

they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

 

OK, um, um, OK,

what we're thinking of as, as aliens,

they're extradimensional beings,

that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with.

They are not what they claim to be.

Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment,

particularly the Area 51.

 

The disasters that are coming, they, the military,

I'm sorry, the government knows about them.

And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving

the population to now. They are not!

They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few

that are left will be more easily controllable."

what song it is....? is it number 13 from lateralus...WHATS NUMBER THIRTEEN ON IT?!?!?!ITS SOOOO WEIRD!!!OMG! i never noticed it before.....

 

 

this keyboard sucks ass....damn school computers!damnthem!!!! THE space bar doesn't work properly! itsso fucked up! mmm tool,im listening to them right now...and its parabola....mm good

OMG! i just saw it and it is...the Faaip De Oiad song....

its so creepy!wow............

i just listened to it with lyrics and at the end...where the static gets louder it gave me chills....wooooooooooaaahhhhhh :o :o :o :o :o

weird....

Yea, if you wanna hear the weirdest song, download LAMC.... It's a B-side from AEnima, I don't know what the hell the point of it is, here are lyrics....

 

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haha thats kind of funny..but weird for tool...

i wanna listen to it...

What's your favorite song off Lateralus?

YO MOMMA!! ...

oh wait..

the patient

uhhmmm...I like Parabola and Lateralus..

Lateralus is a wicked song. I want Tool to make a new cd now!

wooooow...some tool talkage finally!

It is an awesome song.

The other Tool cd's are on sale!

Aenima..is that how you spell it?...well, its really cheap, well not TOTALLY cheap but its 18 doolers! I dont know if i should get it because i want to get the blur cd but i dont even have enough money for that!

GET AENIMA.

 

Every song on that cd is awesome. Some really weird tracks.... but it is a fantastic cd.

but i dont have any money!

man, and my dad keeps tellling me to stop buying cd's!!!

nooooo

I'll give ya the money to buy it! lmao nah kiddin.

 

If there is one rock cd that is a must have, it's AEnima.

OH WELL! i bought the blur cd, but im not sure it has think tank in it..i'm asking around if anyone has the red covered cd..because thats the one i bought..it said limited edition! and enhanced cd on it..well, i didn't open it yet so i can return it..but if it doesn't have think tank in it then i'll refund it and maybe get tool instead...

ye ye. Sounds good.

 

I wonder what the title of the Tool song 'Faaip De Oiad' means.......

 

Anyways, you won't be dissapointed by AEnima, sure, the cd itself has a very disturbing message to it, but Tool brings out a good message in it.

hmm mm...Oh coldplay is 2 on the charts! ok..wait thats no it!

TOOL...yes.....I tried looking it up somewhere..faaip de oiad..but i didn't find anything

yea. Sounds french, but I'm not sure.

 

I just heard Parabola again today, now that is a quality rock song lol. weird video too. just like every other Tool video.

the video is so rad! Its one of the coolest videos.

Time for the Tool Talkage of the day lol.

 

I just saw the video for Stinkfist, I think that's the video I like the least, it's the most normal Tool video.

ooh, I never saw that one.

I think I caught a bit of Hush along time ago..well, i think it was hush..

I think they were all naked or something..can't remember.

 

 

the best one i think, is either schism or parabola..I cant remembe which one..but the one with the moving face dude..he's so cute! haha..i think it was schism.