I over heard a boy talking to his mum the other day, when i was at work, and he was saying that he would love to be a shark, and that gave me an idea for a thread! It may be a bit childish but what animal would everyone want to be?

 

Me? A donkey! :lol: :D

A spider !!

Oh yes 8 legs are better than 2 any day :lol: :D

my thoughts exactly !! :D

we'll be able to multi-task and then we'll be more useful around the house than women :lol: :D

haha i had a long conversation with a friend over this one day and through very careful deduction i decided i'd be a cheetah. theres just various attributes it has that i like and other animals are easily eliminated due to various features leaving it.

i mean other than another primate- (b/c of the whole opposable thumbs that tend to come in handy) the large cats have claws which are close and cheetahs are fast, pretty, and well pretty close to top of the food chain, so thats why i picked it

When i was about 8 i dreamed of being a wild cat! but cheetahs can get eaten by gazelles and zebras (i think :/ )!

oh no cheetahs eat the gazelles and zebras.. other way aruond ;)

Yes that's it. Im so stupid! :blush: :D

yes another reason i chose it, i could never give up eating meat :/

i hate all meat apart from chicken and pork. Fish is much better... i would love to be a dolphin too!

have you ever had properly cooked beef? i mean if you haven't had good beef you haven't truly lived, like oh my good bbq is fabulous everyone should visit the south once sometime and get some real stuff, no imitation. then judge beef.

beef is nice but a bit tough to chew... i would love go to the 'Deep South' :cool:

oh yes if you don't cook it right it is a bit hard to chew, my dad and mom can't cook it very good. but my god there are some talented folk around here that can cook it so tender you don't need a knife to cut the brisket just a fork and it will simply fall apart.... man i'm making myself hungry now.

*licks lips*... that means my mum's a rubbish cook too!

yea i know my mom sucks at cooking and my dads not much better if anything needs to be cooked right i gotta cook it, but we never have food around at the house.

have you ever tried octopus? it's foul!!!

no i haven't i don't think

what about haggis? :sick:

oh i haven't had quite a lot of food, my parent's didn't expose me to alot of foods, they kinda had a thing that if they didn't like it they weren't having it and my mom doesn't really cook she did more of the re-heat deal so yea i haven't had much of anything. i've had to try stuff on my own and haven't had much time for that

well i reckon you should try some different dishes... so if you come over to england anytime my mum will be happy to feed you :P :lol:. She's actually an amazing cook; especially the home-made curry, and vegetable stew*licks lips*

yea i've totally got to expand my tastes quckly for i'm going to greece for a month this summer and i fear for some of the foods i might be forced to eat :/ and i will actually be in london right before for a few days but not so worried about the food there

don't forget to try the good old cod and chips over in london! :cool:

idk from what i've heard pigs have 5 hours lasting orgasms :wideeyed:

 

nah, if i was an animal, i'd be some badass beast.

you're soo dirty minded :P