Manders Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 SO THIS FROG GOES INTO A BANK AND WANTS TO GET A LOAN. THE BANKER'S NAME IS ODDLY PATRICIA WACK. THE FROG SAYS "MY NAME IS HERMIT JAGGER, MY FATHER IS A ROLLING STONE NAMED MICK JAGGER AND ID LIKE TO GET A 30, 000 DOLLAR" PATRICIA WACK (BANKER) SAYS "WELL DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF COLLATERAL?" HE SAYS SURE! AND PULLS OUT A TINY TINY OBJECT. IT IS A GREEN HORSE ON TOP OF AN ELEPHANT. THIS IS HIS COLLATERAL. SHE SAYS" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT" HE SAYS OH OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR MANAGER AND MY FATHER IS MICK JAGGER SO IM SURE ITS OK. THE BANKER GOES TO CHECK WITH THE MANAGER. SHE SHOWS THE MANAGER THE OBJECT AND EXPLAINS THE SITUATION. THE MANAGER LAUGHS AND SAYS "ITS A KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE FROG A LOAN HIS FATHER'S A ROLLING STONE" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.PENIS. :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And with penis :stunned: HAHAHA Now to start my day :wacko: :disappointed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :uhoh: do you know why men love women in leather? cause it's smelling like a new car :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :lol: ...... :lol: :lol: ........ :dozey: :kiss: Manderrrrrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :uhoh: do you know why men love women in leather? cause it's smelling like a new car :wacky: hahahhahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :uhoh: do you know why men love women in leather? cause it's smelling like a new car :wacky: :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 another toilet joke it's ma speciality? why does sometimes women are coming with a navel ache at the urgences? because there's a blond guys. plouf! :toilet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :laugh1: I chose the loo :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 what's a man beteween 2 looes? :toilet: ;) :toilet: a family portrait i have thousand and thousand in ma pocket :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :tongue: I knew that one you tell thousand **** about your thousand jokes :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Woot a dozey smiley under ma post :angry: No no no no jess with my heart :lips: puah i shut up then :snobby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 :uhoh: My finger slipped :surprised: Dozey is right beside this :kiss: Im your friend yo :idea2: Greasy fingers is all :/ :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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