SO THIS FROG GOES INTO A BANK AND WANTS TO GET A LOAN.

 

THE BANKER'S NAME IS ODDLY PATRICIA WACK.

 

THE FROG SAYS "MY NAME IS HERMIT JAGGER, MY FATHER IS A ROLLING STONE NAMED MICK JAGGER AND ID LIKE TO GET A 30, 000 DOLLAR"

 

PATRICIA WACK (BANKER) SAYS "WELL DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF COLLATERAL?"

 

HE SAYS SURE! AND PULLS OUT A TINY TINY OBJECT. IT IS A GREEN HORSE ON TOP OF AN ELEPHANT. THIS IS HIS COLLATERAL.

 

SHE SAYS" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT"

 

HE SAYS OH OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR MANAGER AND MY FATHER IS MICK JAGGER SO IM SURE ITS OK.

 

THE BANKER GOES TO CHECK WITH THE MANAGER. SHE SHOWS THE MANAGER THE OBJECT AND EXPLAINS THE SITUATION.

 

THE MANAGER LAUGHS AND SAYS

 

"ITS A KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE FROG A LOAN HIS FATHER'S A ROLLING STONE"

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.PENIS. :sneaky:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

And with penis :stunned:

 

HAHAHA

 

Now to start my day :wacko:

 

:disappointed:

:uhoh:

do you know why men love women in leather?

cause it's smelling like a new car :wacky:

:lol: ...... :lol: :lol: ........ :dozey:

 

:kiss: Manderrrrrs

:uhoh:

do you know why men love women in leather?

cause it's smelling like a new car :wacky:

hahahhahahahahahaha

:uhoh:

do you know why men love women in leather?

cause it's smelling like a new car :wacky:

 

:tongue:

another toilet joke it's ma speciality?

why does sometimes women are coming with a navel ache at the urgences?

because there's a blond guys.

plouf!

:toilet:

:laugh1:

 

I chose the loo :tongue:

what's a man beteween 2 looes?

:toilet: ;) :toilet:

a family portrait

 

i have thousand and thousand in ma pocket :/

:tongue: I knew that one you tell thousand **** about your thousand jokes :dozey:

Woot a dozey smiley under ma post :angry:

No no no no jess with my heart :lips:

puah i shut up then :snobby:

:uhoh: My finger slipped :surprised:

Dozey is right beside this :kiss:

Im your friend yo :idea2:

Greasy fingers is all :/

 

:thinking: