My idol :idea2:

the biggest pimp i know is ARNIE :P

:P that stud gets lucky with the ladies

yes.

1) "I am the Lord your Pimp who brought you out of the land of Philly..."

2) "Thou shall have no other gods besides Me...Do make sculpted images of any likeness of what is in the heavens of pimping above..."

3) "Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of fitty (aka fifty cent)..."

4) "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it real"

5) "Honor your pimps and your bitches..."

6) "Thou shalt murder at any available opportunity"

7) "Thou shalt commit adultery as the pimp feels neccesary"

8) "Thou shalt steal and roll as you please"

9) "Thou shalt bear false witness against your neighbour and sleep with his hoe at your own accord"

10) Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt covet thy neighbour's wife, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox, his ass, and any thing that is thy neighbour's.

 

Thy pimp's guide to keepin' it real.

 

Word.

Bravooo!!! Never thought i would be getting religious teachings in here---its good to be reminded of God's commandments every once in a while :P

Hi I'm new to this website and been reading all your posts. Great thoughts

I only have one question to ask

 

Is pimping easy?????

 

you are welcome to quote great philosophers experienced in the subject

(ie. snoop dogg, Jesus christ, Abraham Lincoln, etc....)

 

what are your thoughts

 

 

in the words of Big Daddy Kane.. no, pimping ain't easy. :pimp2:

no its not really isnt....but everyone should take a shot it at it...get shot down at least once.... :P :P

im eaing some right now! sooooo goooood!

 

andrea rushes to her kitchen and starts eating some delicious cheese

good boy. *pats head*

hmmm cheese!!!!!!! common girls---share :P