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This show was so funny.


My favorite quote will always be when Peter and Lois were in bed together.


"Hey Peter.. you wanna.... "

"Ew Lois you have a sick mind!"


"Were you just suggesting we murder our children and harvest their body parts for meat?"

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Yea, Bryan.


Another good one was when they were potty training Stewy.


Peter-"Hey, I guess you don't have to go to the bathroom, hey I should just give you some beer! It'll pass right through you!"

Stewy-"Wonderful, and while we're at it we can light up a joint and watch some porn!"

Peter- "Y--------yea?"

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I don't know.


Another good Stewy one was when he built the time machine.


"Excellent, I'll go back in time and kill Lois! Muhahahahhaahh!"

Mulder from The X-Files is tied up in the corner - "You'll never get away with this!"

Stewy - "SILENCE!"

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Keeping on the Simpson's theme...I have found some quotes :D



"Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!"


'Single and Sassy' - Homer's bumper sticker.


Internet! Is that thing still around?


Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.


Okay, whatever to take my mind off my life.


Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im. ( about Jesus wearing sandals ).


Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?


All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.


All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

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I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t ... I mean s-m-A-r-t.


I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.


I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!


I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, 'Yes!'


I guess you might say he barking up the wrong ... bush.


I hope I didn't brain my damage.

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Family Guy seasons 1 and 2 came out on DVDs today in the US.. I'm not sure if Canada has this too??? Does Canada have region 1 dvds?

I believe this series is also already available in the UK but I'm not sure.


Also, I think it's TBS who will start replaying Family Guy episodes at the end of this month. Check local listings ;)

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yeah that ones very funny and then when stewie is after the doctor who delivered him :lol: funny stuff!!

my fav episode though is the one where he is in nursery and likes the girl who only says "cookie" :lol: ;)

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Ok.. just correcting my old post..


Family Guy is now being shown on Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network.. It's sunday at 1030pm Central time and it's on now.. so.. I guess sundays at 1030 CST.

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