Nope.

Next is a vegetarian.

actually, i like my meats! ;)

 

 

the next poster cannot be more in love than i am

We-ell, that depends on whether you're referring to Coldplay or someone available...:lol:

 

 

Next is hungry...

Not really.

 

The next poster is sitting on an armchair.

Nope.

 

The next poster has to get up early tomorrow.

No. Yay! :dance:

 

The next poster has a blanket near them.

Not within reasonable distance (i.e ten feet) and seeing as I am too lazy to get one, I remain cold. :rolleyes:

 

 

Next poster has a phone within arm's reach

No. It's in the other room.

 

The next poster can see a battery from where they are.

Ugh :uhoh: :uhoh2: :uhoh: :uhoh2: I can't

 

TNP can see a computer from where they are :D

nope

 

TNP can see the sun outside his window

False. I'm posting from work and the place is like a cave. There's no windows anywhere. I feel like a Morlock at the end of the day.

 

TNP is a sharp dresser.

of course :smug:

 

 

tnp really wants to make a long-distance call

mmmmm no

 

 

TNP is tired

Not really

 

TNP is over 18.

nope

 

tnp thinks Miley's annoying

who is that?

Miley Cyrus? In which case yes, she can die a horrible death very soon, please.

 

TNP has a cat.

yes

 

tnp has a dog

ugh no thanks

 

 

 

 

 

next has 3 cats

no

 

the next has 3 dogs

Ugh...i hate dogs!!!

 

 

 

 

 

next is staunch

:shocked2: No thank you...

 

It's morning for the next poster.

hehehe why not....

Miley Cyrus? In which case yes, she can die a horrible death very soon, please.

That's harsh:stunned:

 

 

It's morning for the next poster.

Very early morning

 

 

 

TNP thinks englishrose is slightly overreacting

Yes. xD

 

The next poster is not very good at Guitar Hero.