Another porn without any story... marvellous

but you have to admit the ones with the stories are so cheesy. especially that damn porn music. who the hell came up with that idea to play that music in the background sometimes.

This softporn music with all these female voices going "ahaaahaaa" and "uhuuhuu" which sounds very much like easylistening?

lol

 

and the hardcore stuff is like the heavy metal :lol:

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

The Book and the song!

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At Pickfork's website they advertise PORN at suicidesgirl.com

 

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

PPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO

well I remember I was at my friend house and we were flipping through the channels and normally the SPICE channels all messed up so u cnat see anything but that night..IT WAS CLEAR..and we couldnt help but watch..it was a girl banging two guys and the same time..we were just AWE of their positions and the girls capablitites...

:D HAHAHAHAHAAAHHA

this makes me laugh...

especially when i remember a story aboot Norwegian porn

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

this forum is freakin hilarious!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

DANDY ANDY LIKES UNCENSORED EROTIC TABLE DANCING!

with food served on it?

:shock:

is that the face you give when its being watched?

:lol:

 

ah nevermind i just dont want this thread to die. i wanna hear more stories! :D

Man:"Excuse me madam I've come to fix your plumbing"

woman: "Oh good, I'll just take all my clothes off"

man: "mmm,,, I'll get my wrench out!!"

 

lmao... should be a porn scriptwriter!! :o :shock: :D

Ginger is a secret porn fanatic :shock:

haha i know :D

 

oh wait

 

*whispers*

*i know* :D

Man:"Excuse me madam I've come to fix your plumbing"

woman: "Oh good, I'll just take all my clothes off"

man: "mmm,,, I'll get my wrench out!!"

 

lmao... should be a porn scriptwriter!! :o :shock: :D

 

Damn, I saw a porn with almost exactly the same dialogue one or two years ago :shock:

i should be a porn camera person :lol:

Once I saw a report on the telly about these girls who work for porn productions. They're job is to make the man's best friend work if he don't want to.

Something like:

"You can't get a hard-on? Wait, I'll call for Amber!"

 

(No offense at girls named Amber)

LOL

 

that's funny and gross at the same time :o

i know a girl named amber. that fits perfectly :?

wow prostitutes get paid for that.

 

that's really nothing if you call it a job

 

oooh! what if someone asked them what they did for a living i wonder what they would say :o

one of my professors used to write music for porno films. she said she got paid really well for them and nobody cared about the music so she could do like 3 of them in one day. so that's what i want to do when i grow up.

hmm that music sounds easy to make.

It's the same all the time!!

lol aiming high tom. good work! :)

 

porn is a cash money cow! no matter what you do in that business you seem to get paid very well.

Oh, I'd like to carry the cables. I'm in love with cables and that would be my dream job :D