b>WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

 

 

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

 

2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

 

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not

standard practice to cum on someone's face.

 

4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

 

5. My ears are NOT handles.

 

6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I

heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT

puke on your dick?

 

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

 

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it

through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't

feel

particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex

right

now.

 

9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school

girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my

Midol.

 

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell

me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

 

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately

afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be

repeated in the future.

 

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about

the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that

we're

good at it. See also rule ..2 about gratitude.

 

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the

protein content.

 

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

 

15. When you hear your friends complain about

how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is

inappropriate to either

sympathize or brag.

 

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to

"kiss it good morning."

 

WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

 

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will

find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

 

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot

easier

than licking a dead fish.

 

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything

to you?

 

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be

thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

 

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the

only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

 

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you

need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

 

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get

the short end of the stick in flavor country.

 

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding

in your mouth.

 

9. Play with the balls.

 

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

 

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

 

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now,

but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee

it'll be "sound asleep."

 

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on

your face, now will you?

Mafe :gossip:

:shock:

:D Oliver

:lol: I´m not sure if is because I´m a girl, but I think the first part is funnier... :dozey:

 

 

...Zu

Who's that in your avatar?

Eh, these thought relate to you directly?

the one in my avatar is mr.Paul Banks from Interpol.... and no, not at the moment... :rolleyes: :D

 

 

Gold in the air of bergen:Zu

Paul Hottie! mwahahha

the one in my avatar is mr.Paul Banks from Interpol.... and no, not at the moment... :rolleyes: :D

 

 

Gold in the air of bergen:Zu

Eh the question was for Mafe :D

b>WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

 

 

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

 

2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

 

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not

standard practice to cum on someone's face.

 

4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

 

5. My ears are NOT handles.

 

6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I

heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT

puke on your dick?

 

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

 

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it

through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't

feel

particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex

right

now.

 

9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school

girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my

Midol.

 

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell

me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

 

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately

afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be

repeated in the future.

 

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about

the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that

we're

good at it. See also rule ..2 about gratitude.

 

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the

protein content.

 

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

 

15. When you hear your friends complain about

how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is

inappropriate to either

sympathize or brag.

 

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to

"kiss it good morning."

 

WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

 

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will

find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

 

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot

easier

than licking a dead fish.

 

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything

to you?

 

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be

thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

 

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the

only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

 

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you

need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

 

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get

the short end of the stick in flavor country.

 

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding

in your mouth.

 

9. Play with the balls.

 

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

 

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

 

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now,

but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee

it'll be "sound asleep."

 

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on

your face, now will you?

 

 

So basically...your no fun.

MAFE.. you're becoming the female version of Daryl with all your 'forward emails' posts! :lol: :lol:

 

godd one tho.. ;)

:lol: I´m not sure if is because I´m a girl, but I think the first part is funnier... :dozey:

 

 

...Zu

 

Ditto

MAFE.. you're becoming the female version of Daryl with all your 'forward emails' posts! :lol: :lol:

 

godd one tho.. ;)

 

hahah this is not an email fordward...i got this from my space! :D

seen it before.

I have loads of funny thoughts about oral sex... and muty thoughts too...

However I think its best to keep mine to myself and excersise them at other times,

haha that's like something i read in cosmo today

 

I´m not sure if is because I´m a girl, but I think the first part is funnier...

me tooooo

thyat's the idea...and i think its true! hehehehe