January 26, 200620 yr two crazy guys talking: -what's yourname? -Napoleon Bonaparte -who told you that? -God... -who!!?? me!!??
January 26, 200620 yr Author :lol: :lol: :lol: thank youuuu.....somebody who told a joke at least..not like "some" people in here :rolleyes:
January 26, 200620 yr here's mine :) A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
January 26, 200620 yr Author hahahha it's funny....I have no idea....aaaaa wait I got one Two men are wandering in the alpes. Suddenly one of 'em falls into a crevasse. Fifteen minutes later his friend calls: "Heyyy, are u okay?" The falling boy: "I have no idea. I am still falling" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
January 26, 200620 yr here's another one, i read it somewhere in a book recently: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..." :lol:
January 26, 200620 yr Author :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..........I don't get it anymore.... :rolleyes: but I think that wasn't very funny before,*Coldplayer* forget the bugger off, okay? :lol: :lol:
January 26, 200620 yr Doctor Doctor I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers... Does it hurt? It's driving me nuts...
January 26, 200620 yr :dozey: :dozey: :dozey: only teddy could come up with that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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