It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35

years of carrying the post through all kinds of

weather to the same neighbourhood.

 

 

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he

was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged

and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a

gift cheque for £50.

 

 

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban

cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

 

The folks at the third house handed him a case of

30-year old Scotch whisky.

 

 

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a stunning blonde in her

lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the

bedroom

where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever

experienced.

 

 

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a

giant breakfast: eggs,

tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly-squeezed

orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured

him a cup of steaming coffee.

 

 

As she was pouring, he noticed a five pound note

sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All

this was just too wonderful for words,"he said, "but

what's the fiver for?"

 

 

Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my

husband that today would be your last day, and that we

should do something special for you. I asked him what

to give you.

 

 

He said, "F**k him....Give him a fiver."

 

 

"The breakfast was my idea."

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ROFLMAO!!! Funny enough Friday was also MY postman's last day!!! He made his last delivery................. ;)

yah this thread should be AKA THE HAPPY SMILEY thread :lol:

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