so here it goes.

 

find the truth.

 

 

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

 

yep. bored I am

Me:

hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

you sound like a fratboy, god

God:

Oh really what does it sound like?

Me:

drinking beer upside down

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

its miller time, fratboy

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Here it is Monday, April 24, 2006.

Me:

If I wanted a dictionary I wouldnt be talking to you, fratboy

God:

Try it.

Me:

oh fratboy wants to take this outside?

God:

Blimey. I could understand how fratboy would want to under certain circumstances.

Me:

dont second guess me boy. lets fight

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Do you mean, argue?

Me:

if thats your terminology, YEAH

God:

I follow your logic.

Me:

THEN ITS TIME TO KICK SOME ASS FRATBOY

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.

Me:

its miller time

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Me:

its

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

most of what I saw has to be telepathetically understood, you wouldnt get it

God:

That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

Me:

it's miller time

God:

its is miller time? it is?

Me:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its is".

God:

Me? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Me:

it could be clearer. what subject do you study fratboy?

God:

Under what circumstances? I like to talk about robots.

Me:

oohh wiseguy eh? It's miller time

God:

Are you Canadian? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Should I know it is?

Me:

so many topics so little time!

God:

Whoa. Which ones?

Me:

John Wayne in a tutu

God:

Do you mean your name is John?

Me:

No. I am already in heaven

God:

What is your real name? Tell me a little about your life in heaven.

Me:

there's this God fratboy you see, and I go to his house and break his windows

God:

There sure is.

Me:

I think I need proof though

God:

Oh. Since when? Why do you need it so badly?

Me:

because the world kind of revolves around it

God:

Interesting explanation. The whole world?

Me:

yes, except for me

God:

Great. OK I will do it for you.

Me:

no you wont, I'm a minor, sick

you go God!