:karate: asians are all super crazy karate ass kicking martial arts fanatics who will WHOOP your behind

:beatnik: the french all drink coffee at their french cafes which are on the corner of their streets, where they wear berets tilted at an angle on their heads, with a moustache which is twisted at the ends (males... wait. could be females too...hahaha i'm being an idiot. )

:sultan: indians all wear turbans, eat curry and smell.

:egypt: all their children's names are either hatchepsut or tuthmose and they fled egypt with moses.

:sombrero: mexicans all wear sombrero's and say "ANDALAY ANDALAY YIPEE YIPEE YEEHAAA!"

 

no i am not culturally ignorant, i just like making sweeping generalisations.

 

and off course i have a pet koala. his name is tommy and he is lovely and furry and the family love to feed him eucalyptus leaves from our backyard. :nice:

 

O.K., but you forgot to mention your life-saving kangaroo!!:P

In Russia we have bears only in te zoo, not walking on the streets.

 

We don't wear caps with ear-flaps every day....I don't even in winter.

 

Not every russian persom is communist.

 

Not all of us are drunkards.

In Russia we have bears only in te zoo, not walking on the streets.

 

We don't wear caps with ear-flaps every day....I don't even in winter.

 

Not every russian persom is communist.

 

Not all of us are drunkards.

 

Or members of the mafia??:P

And of course, all Australians sound and act like Steve Irwin, or Kath and Kim if they're women!!:P

Or members of the mafia??:P

 

Oh yeah...Actually, I'm a russian mafia's boss daughter.

Oh yeah...Actually' date=' I'm a russian mafia's boss daughter.[/quote']

 

Do you have a kalashnikov, then??:P

And all Finns sit around naked in saunas all day and then go and jump in the nearest freezing lake before tending to their reindeer!!:P

reminds me of an ad, for any Aussies in the crowd: "we love Continental Finnish sauce" :laugh4:

reminds me of an add' date=' for an Aussies in the crowd: "we love Continental Finnish sauce" :laugh4:[/quote']

 

What does that mean??:confused:

We've polar bears AND penguins walking on the streets.We all live in forests with reindeers and here is always max. -20 degrees celsius. We don't communicate with people and if we see a foreigner we run back to a forest! :uhoh2:

And all Finns sit around naked in saunas all day and then go and jump in the nearest freezing lake before tending to their reindeer!!:P

 

Oh i didn't see your post before, but yeah..that's pretty much what we do :thinking:

We've polar bears AND penguins walking on the streets.We all live in forests with reindeers and here is always max. -20 degrees celsius. We don't communicate with people and if we see a foreigner we run back to a forest! :uhoh2:

 

What do you mean, run back to a forest - I thought you all lived in the middle of one??:confused:

thats bollocks!

thats bollocks!

 

Which bit??:P

What do you mean' date=' [i']run back [/i]to a forest - I thought you all lived in the middle of one??:confused:

 

well...there's one place where aren't trees..but we avoid the place

Or members of the mafia??:P

 

it'd be better when you say nothing than a stupid joke :P

fight the power

:beatnik: the french all drink coffee at their french cafes which are on the corner of their streets, where they wear berets tilted at an angle on their heads, with a moustache which is twisted at the ends (males... wait. could be females too...hahaha i'm being an idiot. )

 

LMAO :laugh4: !

Actually, tons of people drink coffee in the cafes which are at the corner of the streets :p BUT people don't wear berets... except old men :p and that kind of moustache is pretty rare :D

Do you have a kalashnikov' date=' then??:P[/quote']

 

Of course I do.RUN AND HIDE.You'll be the first to go :mellow:

it'd be better when you say nothing than a stupid joke :P

 

In case you hadn't noticed, this whole thread is a stupid joke!!:P

Or did you think we were all being serious??:thinking:

LMAO :laugh4: !

Actually, tons of people drink coffee in the cafes which are at the corner of the streets :p BUT people don't wear berets... except old men :p and that kind of moustache is pretty rare :D

 

And what about all those men wearing stripey shirts riding bicycles with strings of garlic round their necks??:P

In case you hadn't noticed' date=' this [i']whole [/i]thread is a stupid joke!!:P

Or did you think we were all being serious??:thinking:

 

i thought all your posts are as serious as Tony Blair's words :wink3:

LMAO !! Never heard of that before :p

 

It is amazing how close that really is to our Prime Minister

i thought all your posts are as serious as Tony Blair's words :wink3:

 

Oh, no - the things he says are far more stupid!!:P