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Sam

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:karate: asians are all super crazy karate ass kicking martial arts fanatics who will WHOOP your behind

:beatnik: the french all drink coffee at their french cafes which are on the corner of their streets, where they wear berets tilted at an angle on their heads, with a moustache which is twisted at the ends (males... wait. could be females too...hahaha i'm being an idiot. )

:sultan: indians all wear turbans, eat curry and smell.

:egypt: all their children's names are either hatchepsut or tuthmose and they fled egypt with moses.

:sombrero: mexicans all wear sombrero's and say "ANDALAY ANDALAY YIPEE YIPEE YEEHAAA!"

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no i am not culturally ignorant, i just like making sweeping generalisations.

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and off course i have a pet koala. his name is tommy and he is lovely and furry and the family love to feed him eucalyptus leaves from our backyard. :nice:

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O.K., but you forgot to mention your life-saving kangaroo!!:P

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In Russia we have bears only in te zoo, not walking on the streets.

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We don't wear caps with ear-flaps every day....I don't even in winter.

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Not every russian persom is communist.

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Not all of us are drunkards.

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In Russia we have bears only in te zoo, not walking on the streets.

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We don't wear caps with ear-flaps every day....I don't even in winter.

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Not every russian persom is communist.

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Not all of us are drunkards.

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Or members of the mafia??:P

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We've polar bears AND penguins walking on the streets.We all live in forests with reindeers and here is always max. -20 degrees celsius. We don't communicate with people and if we see a foreigner we run back to a forest! :uhoh2:

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And all Finns sit around naked in saunas all day and then go and jump in the nearest freezing lake before tending to their reindeer!!:P

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Oh i didn't see your post before, but yeah..that's pretty much what we do :thinking:

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We've polar bears AND penguins walking on the streets.We all live in forests with reindeers and here is always max. -20 degrees celsius. We don't communicate with people and if we see a foreigner we run back to a forest! :uhoh2:

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What do you mean, run back to a forest - I thought you all lived in the middle of one??:confused:

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What do you mean' date=' [i']run back [/i]to a forest - I thought you all lived in the middle of one??:confused:

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well...there's one place where aren't trees..but we avoid the place

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:beatnik: the french all drink coffee at their french cafes which are on the corner of their streets, where they wear berets tilted at an angle on their heads, with a moustache which is twisted at the ends (males... wait. could be females too...hahaha i'm being an idiot. )

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LMAO :laugh4: !

Actually, tons of people drink coffee in the cafes which are at the corner of the streets :p BUT people don't wear berets... except old men :p and that kind of moustache is pretty rare :D

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LMAO :laugh4: !

Actually, tons of people drink coffee in the cafes which are at the corner of the streets :p BUT people don't wear berets... except old men :p and that kind of moustache is pretty rare :D

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And what about all those men wearing stripey shirts riding bicycles with strings of garlic round their necks??:P

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