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if U meet God,what will u do?

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there is no god :uhoh:

Oh lord (which is NOT Chris Martin), this thread is even weirder than I expected it to be..

Who the hell bumped this shit? Chris Martin is not a God, he's a human, he lives on Earth and has sex with his wife.

Who the hell bumped this shit? Chris Martin is not a God' date=' he's a human, he lives on Earth and has sex with his wife.[/quote']

 

wowowow! are you saying god has no sex :stunned: omg ... the man wants some pleasure too i think and since he's god he can have anyone he wants

Noooo... I hope God can't have a sex. He's too smart for that :uhoh2:

I wouldnt say Chris Martin is THE god but he is A god - Groundhog Day :D

haha, this thread is so weird. :laugh3:

 

sex is... too... primitive for God. :laugh3:

okay, i have weird images in my head right now.

I swear this is the weirdest thing ever.

 

Who the hell bumped this shit? Chris Martin is not a God, he's a human, he lives on Earth and has sex with his wife.

 

The main cause of weird images in head. :lipsrsealed2:

 

And, God has no equal to have sex with. OKAY OKAY. :laugh3:

I would spontaneously combust because the presence of God himself would be too overwhelming to a mortal child like me.

 

:lipsrsealed2:

haha, i could be! :laugh3:

 

but we were talking about the God that has... uh... no sex...? :laugh3:

I'm lost lol...I crack when I come across people I admire, and I mean REALLY admire! If I saw Chris well all hell would break loose! :P

Noooo... I hope God can't have a sex. He's too smart for that :uhoh2:

 

 

too smart to have the greatest pleasure :stunned:

too smart to have the greatest pleasure :stunned:

 

maybe it's... uh... not the greatest pleasure. :uhoh:

 

WHOA. :laugh3:

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