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Rednecks are going to win.....


Manders

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The contest i qualified for well only rednex are qualifying and they only want to go to HOLLYWOOD! it isnt fair i mean i want to go for coldplay to me hollwyood is a bonus.....the people who dont deserve it are going to go...they are probably gonna ditch the concert anywys :-x

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Hi im barbra i just would love to go to hollywood thank you so much .....she just qualified! ughhhhhh this is me OM FRIGGIN GOD! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM!!!! THIS IS AWSOME THX SOOOOO MUCH!

notice i didnt say anything about hollywood....im gonna just go and jump off a cow now! :-x

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*person who wins tickets*

 

"aw this'll be great fun, i'll bring ma sister annabelle lisa marie an' we'll leave the younguns we had together at aunt petunia's shack. HEY BILLY BOB I'M A'GOIN' TA HOLLYWOOD."

 

bah sorry i can't think of enough good hillbilly stereotypes off the top of my head anymore :roll:

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:lol: l thought of the simpsons after l read that Tom!!

 

 

remember those hicks? lol 'MERVANNE" haha that skinny guy? who lives in the middle of no where.....like by the dirt roads?? and he eats humans! :o well...jokes about it!! hah.... :shock: anyways if you know who he is :roll: :shrug:

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"hey betty sue c'mon wes gonna be late for our flite!" "oh im coming....im running outa herrspray and mas wrip in ma jeans is getting bigga" "oh darn! ma sis's bra strap is a stuck up in 'da tire" "hey martha? yo grandiddy still gots that fo-wheeler in his shack? "oh i dunno! im trying to watch da news it turns out that guy down at 'da little sto banged up a cow back up there in them woods down yonder"

 

hey now you little rednex dont be upset....you could always take this....

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36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck...

 

1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"

2. "Duct tape won't fix that."

3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."

4. "We don't keep firearms in this house."

5. "You can't feed that to the dog."

6. "I thought Graceland was tacky."

7. "No kids in the back of the pick-up...it's not safe."

8. "Professional wresslin's fake."

9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"

10. "We're vegetarians."

11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"

12. "I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."

13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."

14. "I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR."

15. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."

16. "Deer heads detract from the decor."

17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."

18. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."

19. "Trim the fat off that steak."

20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."

21. "The tires on that truck are too big."

22. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."

23. "I've got it all on a floppy disk."

24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."

25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"

26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany's."

27. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."

28. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini."

29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"

30. "Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen."

31. "I don't have a favorite college football team."

32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."

33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."

34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."

35. "Elvis who?"

36. "Checkmate"

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:lol: l thought of the simpsons after l read that Tom!!

 

 

remember those hicks? lol 'MERVANNE" haha that skinny guy? who lives in the middle of no where.....like by the dirt roads?? and he eats humans! :o well...jokes about it!! hah.... :shock: anyways if you know who he is :roll: :shrug:

 

lol!! :roll: I KNOW i know!!

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