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All About Finland...

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lol this thread cracks me up' date=' thank you Coldplaying ;)[/quote']

 

hey, your welcome :)

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and by the way rick8 and mc_squared i dont reply to your messages not because i'm angry with you or offended to you, but because your sentences seem just ignorable thats all :) if you become happier when you post those kinda messages,then do it..in our country some people don't like english and swiss people but i won't generalize some "low" personalities to their countries :)

again i want to say: you really really seem dumb (sorry but true) and funny with those messages :)

and i think you need psychological support (not joking,a serious advice..and this is not a degrading advice, it's so normal sometimes to take a support from experts)

 

lastly thank you, this thread is starting to lose its funny side....

and by the way rick8 and mc_squared i dont reply to your messages not because i'm angry with you or offended to you, but because your sentences seem just ignorable thats all :) if you become happier when you post those kinda messages,then do it..in our country some people don't like english and swiss people but i won't generalize some "low" personalities to their countries :)

again i want to say: you really really seem dumb (sorry but true) and funny with those messages :)

and i think you need psychological support (not joking,a serious advice..and this is not a degrading advice, it's so normal sometimes to take a support from experts)

 

lastly thank you, this thread is starting to lose its funny side....

 

I think you need a "sense of humour" transplant!!;)

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i don't think so, but thanks for advice..

come on both of us know what the humour is.. this thread and the TÜRKÇE thrad in the international section shows clearly those are far from joke and humour...

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i didn't understand what you said but anyway... we won't have a common point in this subject..you say humour i say not :)

anyway..ifyou have problem with me/my country/my opinions/my etc etc.. always you can say something but please do not prefer this "joking style" ok?

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i still don't understand what you want to mean...

anyway see you around...

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+15 'C / 59 'F

This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun,getting a tan.

 

+10 'C / 50 'F

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

 

+5 'C / 41 'F

Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

 

0 'C / 32 'F

Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

 

-5 'C / 23 'F

People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

 

-10 'C / 14 'F

The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.

 

-20 'C / -4 'F

The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

 

-30 'C / -22 'F

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

 

-40 'C / -40 'F

Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

 

-50 'C / -58 'F

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

 

-60 'C / -76 'F

Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

 

-70 'C / -94 'F

The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

 

-183 'C / -297.4 'F

Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

-273 'C / -459.4 'F

ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

 

-300 'C / -508 'F

Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest

 

 

 

 

 

 

ur very funny

for that last we did win it finaly over 40 years of waiting we did it whit hard rock song

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i like the song really eheh it was a nice show :)

 

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Hard Rock Hallelujah! :D

i hate euroviosn but when there was a rock song it was ok.

some organizations try to band lordi proforming theyr song

hehe...and they deserved winning.....it was not a typical oriental song....and Finland just deserved it!

in finland we have pop hevy rock culture going on lots of artist in over charts is hard rock

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hehe...and they deserved winning.....it was not a typical oriental song....and Finland just deserved it!

 

it was not a typical "eurovision" song... :)

but there was a typical "eurovision" voting at the end :S

hehe right.....and Turkey got the 12 points from germany....I was sure it would be like that...because germany is the second Turkey...

hehe right.....and Turkey got the 12 points from germany....I was sure it would be like that...because germany is the second Turkey...

 

True!!:laugh3:

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hehe right.....and Turkey got the 12 points from germany....I was sure it would be like that...because germany is the second Turkey...

while i am watching the german voting(generally not only yesterday) i only wait for the last two points..we either get 10 or 12 :D

 

but it was odd that we gave 10 pts to armenia :)

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you know we have to give bosnia, macedonia, etc etc... :D

 

--if you want to get more points just send a few thousands of workers that's the strategy :P or say "yes" to our membership to europe... :P :P (you don't think eurovision is a music contest, do you ??)

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