No one likes fake things (unless you are a guy, and you know...Pamela Lee) :idea2:

 

Well I don't - I think "Spamela" is grotesque, personally!!;)

:rolleyes:

 

 

of all people to accept the plastic, mark...You refuse!?

 

bah, it must be a joke!

:rolleyes:

 

 

of all people to accept the plastic, mark...You refuse!?

 

bah, it must be a joke!

 

Personally I think she's a very beautiful woman. As an older woman she now falls into two ultimate male fantasies.

 

A. The hot blonde with massive norks

 

and

 

B. The your friends hot mother fantasy

 

Any red blooded male must surely feel the sam.

norks!

 

 

:kiss:

norks!

 

 

:kiss:

 

Yeah, it's British slang for tits. I didn't really want to write that as I thought it would be quite uncouth. I am a gentleman after all.

I'm sorry but Thom Yorke and Morrissey are the best men ever! I'm gonna see both acts at the V festival,what are you gonna do?

I thought Coldplay last album was extremely dissappointing and overated! They played it bland like Embrace.... And Martins voice is getting more irritating. He seems too pleased with himself too much!

 

The best man ever was Jesus.

 

P'WNED.

:rolleyes:

 

 

of all people to accept the plastic, mark...You refuse!?

 

bah, it must be a joke!

 

Yup - "fake" is most definitely not my thing. It's the natural look all the way for me!!;)

Gah... saw Pam Anderson up close and in person when I was in the pit at the Juno awards. :sick2: What a bubble head. And she looked terrible too. Even amoung the big fakes there's better. The things I go through to see Coldplay. *shudder*

Yeah' date=' it's British slang for tits. I didn't really want to write that as I thought it would be quite uncouth. I am a gentleman after all.[/quote']

 

 

 

:kiss:

 

 

 

The best man ever was Jesus.

 

P'WNED.

 

 

:crown:

Yeah' date=' it's British slang for tits. I didn't really want to write that as I thought it would be quite uncouth. I am a gentleman after all.[/quote']

 

 

Hahahahah yeah right, you are full of crap. You called me a moron and a bunch of other not so nice things. Even though I didn't say anything to provoke you.

That is normal for those kind of people briggins,ignore em,and they will disappear.

 

:nice:

I am just not going to say anything!

Look, let's face reality here. I think to face reality would be a healthy lifestyle..wouldn't everyone agree?

 

 

Sam Malone. He is a character. A fictitious one at that. An actor at best .

 

Nothing more m'dear.

 

 

Why don't you go back into your own profile and change some things?

 

 

 

Now, they may be drastic, but don't be scared ..I will be here to hold your clammy hands!

 

Make your name be there in your profile ..you know, your parent-give name!?

 

And make your profile details be: personal

 

maybe you don't know the definition of 'personal'

 

Let dictionary.com guide you for now...later we will talk Britannica :wink:

 

 

Then we can actually begin to like you, here at Coldplaying.com (best site around!)

 

 

No one likes fake things (unless you are a guy, and you know...Pamela Lee) :idea2:

Whose Pamela Lee and by the way pot calling Kettle!!!! You call yourself clear as lake. Where's your true self on this site?

How old are you?

Loser....! and a true nooB

 

 

The user name (officially) is ClearAsCrystal ...true Coldplay fans know this line from their song 'Harmless'

 

Plus...nifty enough...(officially) MY name happens to be Crystal...so I used my name and tied all the good Coldplay ends together...so get it straight, sister. Unlike your silly self!

 

I am as true as it gets and I have given it to you as clear as can be.

 

*My age is none of your business, you're no friend of mine.*

 

:O

hey sam...

i 'm sorry coz i'm back from an other planet but who are the red sox?:huh2:

:mad: :rolleyes3: :freak: :D

I'm sorry but Thom Yorke and Morrissey are the best men ever! I'm gonna see both acts at the V festival,what are you gonna do?

I thought Coldplay last album was extremely dissappointing and overated! They played it bland like Embrace.... And Martins voice is getting more irritating. He seems too pleased with himself too much!

disagree 100%:) with thought Coldplay last album was extremely dissappointing and overated! They played it bland like Embrace.... And Martins voice is getting more irritating. He seems too pleased with himself too much!

Thom Yorke is the best man ever!

 

:cool:

:cool:

i agree with this too,one of them

Hahahahah yeah right' date=' you are full of crap. You called me a moron and a bunch of other not so nice things. Even though I didn't say anything to provoke you.[/quote']

 

Well I'm right, you are a moron. If you want to have a proper discussion about it then get in touch when I'm online. Don't slag me off when I'm offline, it really does show your immaturity. Then again I'm sat here thinking to myself "why should I bother" it's not like you'd be a proper test of my debating skills. We'd end up having a conversation, I'd probably say something that you didn't like and you'd retort with that old classic "F.O.A.D." Or some other caustic remark. I may say some things that you and your fellow Coldplayers may not like but I always have good arguements to back those opinions up. Emphasis on the word OPINIONS, last time I knew everyone is entitled to one. So once again sniggirb, and I really can't stress enough. You are a moron. Over to you big man.

^Dude, not always possible. Ever heard of a timezone? As in people can't always talk at the same time. Also, sometimes they have lives. That's why message boards were invented. So people could leave MESSAGES. Messages for other people to read later. Often to people from around the world who aren't online at the same time. :rolleyes:

 

And you call people names while they aren't on... :P

Which leads me to my second point. Sometimes it takes time for people to reply, so the person who left the message isn't always going to wait around...

Hmm I don't recall ever slagging someone off when they were offline. If I ever did then I apologise to the said person. As for the timezone, well I assumed by the way Sniggerb speaks that he was British. Then again I could be wrong. Also I don't much care for your condesending usage of rhetoric questions. Or your implying that I don't have a life. If you'd care to look at when I've been posting, you'll find that I've hardly been online this weekend. My reasons for this? well maybe I have a social life. Believe whatever you want. Either way my friend, I don't really give a fuck what you think anyway.

Hmm I don't recall ever slagging someone off when they were offline. If I ever did then I apologise to the said person. As for the timezone' date=' well I assumed by the way Sniggerb speaks that he was British. Then again I could be wrong. Also I don't much care for your condesending usage of rhetoric questions. Or your implying that I don't have a life. If you'd care to look at when I've been posting, you'll find that I've hardly been online this weekend. My reasons for this? well maybe I have a social life. Believe whatever you want. Either way my friend, I don't really give a fuck what you think anyway.[/quote']

Spoken like a true eighties legend! I'll probably get an onslaught of abuse from the coldplayers for agreeing with everything that you've just said! They seem to be very sensitive creatures that will bite your hand the minute they feel threatened.

I can't understand why they're still resisting my Charm.. I've been firing pearls at them all week. Maybe this group is full of dykes. Well old Sammy's always up for a challenge.

Me and Faceman settled our differences diplomatically.

Me and Faceman settled our differences diplomatically.

Sam Malone sends you a butterfly kiss. The dress you're wearing really brings out the colour in your eyes.

Maybe we should go for a meal and then back to mine for a cosy nightcap!