I've finally found a women on this site whose fallen for my charms. Her name is Alyssa and she's a fox!!! It's only a matter of time before the rest of the female coldplayers give in to my cheeky smile and my massive forehead.

Sammy loves you Alyssa x

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

What the fucking hell--

young love... leave him be Alyssa :P

What the fucking hell--

C'mon, you know you like him deep inside your soul:laugh3: I'm sorry even I find impossible

This thread is for you my angel face. Just showing you how much you mean to me.

I might even burn my black book to show you how much i care.

I don't know, but "You're a ****ing annoying prick" does not translate into "I love you" in my country. :freak:

hello...this seems like the most exciting spot on the site

and how do you love alyssa? i mean shes a cool person but is love pushing it?

shiz--g2g, my parents are home.....a;dljakjfdaf

cya alyssa...

ciao :kiss:

I don't know' date=' but "You're a ****ing annoying prick" does not translate into "I love you" in my country. :freak:[/quote']

We seem to of hit a rough patch in our relationship, is there anything i can say or do to make it better? Don't leave me hanging like this Alyssa.

Don't say those awful words "lets just be friends" either, 'cause i don't think i could take it.

sweet--my parents left. (i can only come on when my parents are gone since I'm grounded)

 

and uhm.

 

Have you heard of this thing called "statuatory rape?"-- or "pedophilia?"

Sam...i looked at your past posts...you were posting in the nobody likes me thread alot...you should stay there cause nobody likes you....

Sam...i looked at your past posts...you were posting in the nobody likes me thread alot...you should stay there cause nobody likes you....

Solid advice. :P

well what can i say i searched it out before i said anything and well its true

I don't like people not liking me though, so i got out of that thread to spread my wings a little! It starts to grind you down a bit when people keep slating you even though im always nice to them..

I was hoping to make a fresh start but it aint working out for me... Now i know how the elephant man felt like.

what are you talking about? and why dont you go get some friends or something instead of trying to have a pity party

Alyssa just say the word and I'll do it for you :)

Alyssa just say the word and I'll do it for you :)

 

lol you rock

Alyssa just say the word and I'll do it for you :)

The word? :uhoh:

what are you talking about? and why dont you go get some friends or something instead of trying to have a pity party

I just thought the colplayers had a little bit of compassion but i got it wrong... You seem to be a touch on the hostile side. Learn to relax a little and i don't want people feeling sorry for me, i just wanted a breather from the insults.

Do you like my hair? I always use hairspray to keep that sucker firm.

yea your hair looks just wonderful....:o

Alyssa just say the word and I'll do it for you :)

 

And a room full or drunk frat boys sing: Lock! Lock! Lock! Lock! Lock!