I just got my wisdom teeth taken out a few hours ago...and they hurt like hell. I'm taking pain medication, but it isn't workin very well. Anybody have any ideas to alleviate the pain?

:idea2:dentist? or try you want

My curse upon your venom'd stang,

That shoots my tortur'd gums alang,

An' thro' my lug gies mony a twang,

Wi' gnawing vengeance,

Tearing my nerves wi' bitter pang,

Like racking engines!

When fevers burn, or argues freezes,

Rheumatics gnaw, or colics squeezes,

Our neibor's sympathy can ease us,

Wi' pitying moan;

But thee-thou hell o' a' diseases-

Aye mocks our groan.

 

Adown my beard the slavers trickle

I throw the wee stools o'er the mickle,

While round the fire the giglets keckle,

To see me loup,

While, raving mad, I wish a heckle

Were in their doup!

 

In a' the numerous human dools,

Ill hairsts, daft bargains, cutty stools,

Or worthy frien's rak'd i' the mools, -

Sad sight to see!

The tricks o' knaves, or fash o'fools,

Thou bear'st the gree!

 

Where'er that place be priests ca' hell,

Where a' the tones o' misery yell,

An' ranked plagues their numbers tell,

In dreadfu' raw,

Thou, Toothache, surely bear'st the bell,

Amang them a'!

 

O thou grim, mischief-making chiel,

That gars the notes o' discord squeel,

Till daft mankind aft dance a reel

In gore, a shoe-thick,

Gie a' the faes o' Scotland's weal

A townmond's toothache!

 

:wacko:

I would say it's your mouth that hurts, not your recently removed wisdom teeth. Vodka is the answer :cool:

Chop your leg off so your focus will be on your missing limb and not your missing teeth.

Briggins is so insensitive

:lol:

I have to get all four of my wisdom teeth out on Monday! I feel sorry for me. One of my older sisters and my older brother got there's taken out and they both say that it hurt heaps. Good luck to me!

 

What Briggins said is similar to what my mum would probably say...

I would say it's your mouth that hurts, not your recently removed wisdom teeth. Vodka is the answer :cool:

 

 

hahaha Ian's got the solution!:D

kill ya self :cheesy:

How about Ice Cream?