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if I could be an animal I would be my dog

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well... he used to sleep on my bed with me until... I think about 3 years ago...

 

but I've noticed that he won't sleep under the bed unless I'm there....... it's not that under the bed it's more comfortable...... he just likes knowing where I am and every time I leave the room he tries to leave it too... he likes to follow me and ....... even though it's annoying sometimes I think he's the coolest dog in the world because I think he's the smartest dog in the world and he's as loyal as jelly beans are loyal to making jelly in people's gut.

 

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he looooooves to be petted and he nudges everyone so they will pet him unless it's someone he's howling at :lol: like the UPS man who he scares to death and certain unlikeable people and children with stupid tendencies to be hyper and afraid of doggies with a slight evil behind them

 

I know if I was a dog I would bite little annoying kids..... not smart ones :D we're prejudice in the same way. even I don't like the mailman sometimes :lol: ..... but seriously I hate the mail service......... er...... anyway

 

yea, toby rocks. this is his thread you bunch of suckers :blank:

 

now outbrag me please, tell me if your dog is better than my dog please cuz I would be less embarassed if someone else thought their dog / cat was as cool as toby

I had a dog called toby too :cry:

I had a dalmation puppy that was cute as hell and named Spotty..

 

he

got

run

over

 

and I think that makes him better than yours because Spotty "sleeps" all day now. In the same warm spot forever and ever so there :smug:

 

 

I also had a dog named Blondie a lab. She was really friendly and always needed to be around people. Like, if no one else was home and my mom was cooking, she would just sit next to my mom in the kitchen. Really kinda clingy, but she liked most people.

 

And I think that hating mailmen and mailwomen and mail-its is as natural as gumdrops in Candyland. So its alright man :wacko:

toby poops in the house....:smug:

 

that makes him uncool :smartass:

 

 

 

 

I have a cat named Bugsy Malone who is the sweetest cat ever, I love him to death :nice: he always comes running to you when you call his name and I think he likes loud music because he always lies in the armchair next to the speakers when I listen to music (wich is weird because he is a cat with zuper mega good hearing) in the cd-player downstairs. He just lies there and sleeps :thinking: and if you move the chair away from the speakers so that he wont get deaf, then he jumps down from the chair and walks away haha....wierd cat.

 

ohhhh and he's an terrific hunter too :wacko: ok..maybe I don't dance of joy when he comes trotting into the house, proud of himself, with a dead bird or a dead mouse in his mouth and hides behind the sofa so you have to get down on your belly and like...sneak in under the sofa so you can catch the cat and when you do, you get all dirty and covered in dust and you can't breath because your lungs are blocked by dust and you wish you were in Hawaii and not under a darn sofa in a pool of dust and you know if all was a bad idea from the beginning becuase a cat is way faster than you so he will just run away before you get a chance to catch him but..uhh.....:uhoh:.....I think I can live with it becuase Bugsy is the bestest cat ever :blush:

 

 

I wish I had a dog too :disappointed: dogs are awsome, dog are great :disappointed: my mum doesn't like dogs :disappointed:

I have a guinea pig called "Willi"...he is cool....he is so damn fast....hha funny animal..

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he always comes running to you when you call his name and I think he likes loud music because he always lies in the armchair next to the speakers when I listen to music

!!!!! toby does that too :blush: he likes my music...... he leaves my brother's room when he sings :P he likes my music the most :smug:

If you'd been a dog

They would have drowned you at birth.

 

:disappointed:

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I wish I had a dog too :disappointed: dogs are awsome' date=' dog are great :disappointed: my mum doesn't like dogs :disappointed:[/quote']

alllllll you have to do is find a good breed. it's easy to find a really nice dog.. and when you see them while they're young you should be able to tell how they're going to act... if a dog looks anti-social at 14 weeks old it will probably always be like that.

If you'd been a dog

They would have drowned you at birth.

 

:disappointed:

 

 

:cheesy: offensive?

:cheesy: offensive?

Not at all :blank:

!!!!! toby does that too :blush: he likes my music...... he leaves my brother's room when he sings :P he likes my music the most :smug:

toby is a good dog :wacko:

 

I'm afraid I will make my cat deaf :uhoh:

 

alllllll you have to do is find a good breed. it's easy to find a really nice dog.. and when you see them while they're young you should be able to tell how they're going to act... if a dog looks anti-social at 14 weeks old it will probably always be like that.

wellllll...really all I have to do is to to kick my mum out of the family so my dad can rule the house and let me buy a dog :nice: he likes dogs as much as I do so that's good. He had a grand danua when he was little :laugh2: haha the look funny

I had a hamster named Picaso.

But Picaso looked loney so I got Beethoven.This was before I knew Picaso was a girl.

They had 10 babies. I named them Miss Jingles, Psyco I (and II), and Beethoven II (I can't remember the rest).

Then Beethoven died. And my hamsters would escape from their cages. When they would do that my mom would put them outside (she was "freeing them"). Then Picaso and Miss Jingles died.

That was a lot of heartache.

BUT I'm getting a PUPPY!!!! I already have a name for him- Oliver. :D

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