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Funky's Hen House - The New 'Dear Abby'.

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I may be a pot-smoking, sex-crazed rasta-chicken, but that doesn't mean i don't know something about the world. You need advice? I got it! You got boy-trouble? I'll fix it! You got a bag o' weed and some potato chips? I'll tell ya anyting you wanna hear!!!

He likes cocks. Chickens just drive him crazy.

What?! Thats proposterous!

 

Youre being ignorant and ridiculous! And drunk!

 

You bastard

I hate myself and want to die.

What the fuck can you do about it, pothead???!!! :angry:

 

 

NO ONE CAN HELP ME CAUSE NO ONE UNDESTANDS!!!!!!!

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I hate myself and want to die.

What the fuck can you do about it, pothead???!!! :angry:

 

 

NO ONE CAN HELP ME CAUSE NO ONE UNDESTANDS!!!!!!!

 

Smoke a little weed...you'll feel all better!! Either that, or decide you have less than 24 hours to live;) .

 

Lonnie: When you've got a secret,

then you've got to keep it.

When you have questions,

answers will come!

Chickensss? Does they taste like fish, precious?

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Chickensss? Does they taste like fish' date=' precious?[/quote']

 

No, Mon. They taste like...chicken!!! Everyting tastes like chicken.

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Even Lon...er...women?

 

No...Actually, I hear that tastes more like...fish!

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Does that mean like a mullet?

 

Somethin' like dat. More like a fillet...mmm...I'm gettin' the munchies again!

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