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Next year? :o

My horse will be dead by then! orgies 24/7 for a year cant be good for him :wacky:

 

R.I.P Horsy, you will be missed :bigcry:

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as long as you are not in that orgy with the Dream anymore

 

and fully there for me.....:wink3:

 

mwha

*hides dream under the bed*

 

No dream here just you and me :wacko:

 

:lol:

*hides dream under the bed*

 

No dream here just you and me :wacko:

 

:lol:

 

 

but......but.......Dream is still underthe bed....you think that#s a good idea?:uhoh:

 

I mean it could get wild...:shy:

 

you know when my mood is right....:P

hahahaha! the wilder , the better i say rawr!:wink3:

 

 

:wacko:

oh oh Ren......you are not surprising me....I know you would like it like that:wink3:

 

but I guess it would be even better for you to keep dream under the bed....:wacko:

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,

 

I think you'll understand.

 

When I'll say that something

 

I want to hold your haaaaaand :kiss:

 

 

haha sorry, beatles momento :wacko:

haha what a coincidence that I listened to this song just today:blush:

 

here comes the sun.....here some the sun.....it's alright.....awwwww...:blush:

 

same as something....I always said I'm not that of a beatles fan-.....but I really love some songs...:blush:

 

*tu´rns on here comes the sun*

 

 

whaaaa that destroyed my horny mood now.....:laugh4:

 

ren get me in mood:wink3:

 

:lol:

*sends Chris015 to strip and lap dance for you*:wink3:

 

Mwhahahahaa hope that gets ya in the mood again :kiss:

 

:lol:

 

 

ps. dont kill me, dont kill me! :curtain:

*sends Chris015 to strip and lap dance for you*:wink3:

 

Mwahahhahaahhah

 

It was - this close i didn't spit the soda out of my mouth

:stunned:

 

 

why should I kill you?

 

that was like the best idea ever:wink3:

 

hahah I would never kill a guy with a name like that......I am german....says it all:wink3:

 

haha

Mwahahhahaahhah

 

It was - this close i didn't spit the soda out of my mouth

oh i'll send him to you too ,there's Chris015 for everyone :wink3:

 

*makes Chris015 wax his legs and covers him with sexy oil*

 

All set, he's ready to go to you:lol:

 

 

Though i'm pretty sure he'd prefer lap dance for the real Chris martin:stunned:

:stunned:

 

 

why should I kill you?

 

that was like the best idea ever:wink3:

 

hahah I would never kill a guy with a name like that......I am german....says it all:wink3:

 

haha

I knew you luved me too much to kill me :kiss:

 

:wacko:

I knew you luved me too much to kill me :kiss:

 

:wacko:

 

 

hahah I think you can read minds:blush:

 

you could tell me whatever you wanted....I would believe everything...hahaha

 

 

:P

Says : ohne dich kann ich nicht sein :kiss:

 

 

hahaha :wacko:

oh i'll send him to you too ,there's Chris015 for everyone :wink3:

 

*makes Chris015 wax his legs and covers him with sexy oil*

 

All set, he's ready to go to you:lol:

 

 

Though i'm pretty sure he'd prefer lap dance for the real Chris martin:stunned:

 

 

:stunned:

 

That waxing & oiling part was...

interesting to imagine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not that i'm imagining it

Says : ohne dich kann ich nicht sein :kiss:

 

 

hahaha :wacko:

 

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......:blush:

 

(I constantly post this smiley when I reply to your posts.....:P)

 

 

"Ohne Dich......" damn if I only knew the rest of the lyrics....:mean:

:stunned:

 

That waxing & oiling part was...

interesting to imagine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not that i'm imagining it

 

I am, and it's disgusting to imagine :sick:

 

I prefer the granny covered with sexy oil then she'd really be juicy :wink3:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......:blush:

 

(I constantly post this smiley when I reply to your posts.....:P)

 

 

"Ohne Dich......" damn if I only knew the rest of the lyrics....:mean:

 

haha your alter ego is to blame cos she started all the flirting but i love it now :kiss:

 

say hi to her if you see her btw :P

haha your alter ego is to blame cos she started all the flirting but i love it now :kiss:

 

say hi to her if you see her btw :P

 

 

hahahaahahah......ren it just shows that deep in my mind I always loved you....and just returned at the right time....now that's destiny....:blush:#

 

 

ahha

 

oh yeah I'll tell her....;)

I am, and it's disgusting to imagine :sick:

 

I prefer the granny covered with sexy oil then she'd really be juicy :wink3:

 

Oh Grrr,

 

"I just can't take Chris015 out of my head. Boy your loving is all i think about"

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

Who needs Granny when we've got Chris015

yay!

 

*feels loved* :blush:

 

haha destiny indeed, we should get married :wacko:

Oh Grrr,

 

"I just can't take Chris015 out of my head. Boy your loving is all i think about"

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

Who needs Granny when we've got Chris015

 

True! :wink3:

 

 

*spanks Chris015 sexy hairy arse* rawr!:sneaky:

yay!

 

*feels loved* :blush:

 

haha destiny indeed, we should get married :wacko:

 

 

OMG.......:blush:

 

Now that was even better than the alias having an orgy with you......haha....because it makes me think of all the following orgies we are going to have:shy:

 

awwww I feel even more loved:blush:

True! :wink3:

 

 

*spanks Chris015 sexy hairy arse* rawr!:sneaky:

 

Oh wait..

 

Didn't he just wax it_all_off...?

Or was it just legs?

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