:laugh3: That's cute! :P

Ummm...

No.

Ummm...

No.

i agree, :confused:sors!

:P

It's a stupid joke.

OK- Have you ever played Mario Bros?

The music on the game goes, "De-num, de-num, de-num." Which sounds like, "Denim, Denim, Denim."

:P

It's a stupid joke.

OK- Have you ever played Mario Bros?

The music on the game goes, "De-num, de-num, de-num." Which sounds like, "Denim, Denim, Denim."

nope,but im sure if i had id get ya;) !

:P

It's a stupid joke.

OK- Have you ever played Mario Bros?

The music on the game goes, "De-num, de-num, de-num." Which sounds like, "Denim, Denim, Denim."

 

It's been a long long time...

Don't remember, sorry :P

My brother-in-law told me this one today (well, my niece was telling it but got a bit confused and my brother-in-law retold it to me)...

 

A duck walked into a bar and asked the bartender "Do you have bread?"

 

The bartender replied "No"

 

"Do you have bread?"

"No"

"Do you have bread?"

"No"

 

This continued until the bartender finally yelled "If you don't stop asking me for bread I'll nail your bill to the bar!"

 

"Do you have nails?" asked the duck.

"No"

 

The duck paused.

 

"Do you have bread?"

My brother-in-law told me this one today (well, my niece was telling it but got a bit confused and my brother-in-law retold it to me)...

 

A duck walked into a bar and asked the bartender "Do you have bread?"

 

The bartender replied "No"

 

"Do you have bread?"

"No"

"Do you have bread?"

"No"

 

This continued until the bartender finally yelled "If you don't stop asking me for bread I'll nail your bill to the bar!"

 

"Do you have nails?" asked the duck.

"No"

 

The duck paused.

 

"Do you have bread?"

:lol: :laugh3:

Oh...I know a similair one.

 

Rabbit came into the candy shop and asked the grumpy seller

"Do you have a carrot cake?"

The seller paused for a second, thinking.

"Umm...no."

"Okay"-said Rabbit,"Bye!"

 

Next day..

"Hello..do you have a carrot cake?"

"Umm....no"

"Okay, bye!"

 

Day after that...

"Good day, I was wondering...do you have a carrot cake?"

"NO!"-shouted the annoyed seller.

Rabbit didn't stop smiling naively.

"Okay, bye!"

 

The seller tought it would be a good idea to get that stupid cake...

"It would be a good move, I'm sure"-he thought.

 

The next day, having bought a lot of carrot cake, the seller couldn't wait for Rabbit.

And, at last, he came.

 

"Good afternoon..Do you have a carrot cake?"

The seller, widely smiled, said...

"For the matter of fact, yes, we do"

:smug:

And the Rabbit said.

"Really? Aren't they absoultely disgusting?!"

:stunned:

And exited the shop hopping.

^:lol:^

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

A: To get chocolate milk.:rolleyes:

^ and ^^ :laugh3: smart-arse rabbits and dumb blondes - what more does a joke need?

 

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."

^Ha ha:laugh3:nice 1^

:D

 

And now back to a bad joke:

 

A horse walked into a bar and the barman said "Why the long face?" :rolleyes:

A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.

 

Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!

 

Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

A man walked into a bar and said: Ow!

A penguin walked into a bar and said, "coo"

Once, there was an old man named Chris Martin who started a band named "Coldplay" After 10 years of playing they separated, then after 20 years they got back together and changed their name to "Oldplay."

 

I'm full of them guys, FULL. Take me on :cool:

Once, there was an old man named Chris Martin who started a band named "Coldplay" After 10 years of playing they separated, then after 20 years they got back together and changed their name to "Oldplay."

 

I'm full of them guys, FULL. Take me on :cool:

 

That's way old............................. :rolleyes:

Once, there was an old man named Chris Martin who started a band named "Coldplay" After 10 years of playing they separated, then after 20 years they got back together and changed their name to "Oldplay."

 

I'm full of them guys, FULL. Take me on :cool:

 

never heard it before, GAS!!:laugh3: :laugh3:

Why was six afraid of seven?

 

Because seven ate nine.

Ok,we've had the rabbit and shopkeeper one right? There was this really lame joke my friend always used to keep shouting :-

 

Once a person goes to a shopkeeper and asks him if he has any bread.

Shopkeeper says:-No,we don't have bread.

 

Person(looking at something):- What's that?

Shopkeeper:Bread!

 

:thinking:

huh??:confused:

The jokes are supposed to be lame aren't they? :confused:

The jokes are supposed to be lame aren't they? :confused:

 

Yup, and that one definitely fits the bill!!:P

The jokes are supposed to be lame aren't they? :confused:

yeah but I still don't get the joke! its alright im just having a blond

moment...........:dozey: