...Honouring the worst of the film world :laugh3:

 

WORST PICTURE

BASIC INSTINCT 2 (Sony/Columbia) a.k.a. BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO

BLOODRAYNE (Romar Entertainment)

LADY IN THE WATER (Warner Bros.)

LITTLE MAN (Sony/Revolution)

WICKER MAN (Warner Bros.)

 

WORST ACTOR

Tim Allen / SANTA CLAUSE 3, THE SHAGGY DOG and ZOOM

Nicolas Cage $$ / WICKER MAN

Larry, the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) / LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR

Rob Schneider ## / THE BENCHWARMERS and LITTLE MAN

Marlon Wayans # & Shawn Wayans # / LITTLE MAN

 

WORST ACTRESS

Hilary Duff # & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS

Lindsay Lohan / JUST MY LUCK

Kristanna Loken / BLOODRAYNE

Jessica Simpson # / EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Sharon Stone ## / BASICALLY IT STINKS, TOO

 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Kate Bosworth / SUPERMAN RETURNS

Kristin Chenoweth / DECK THE HALLS, PINK PANTHER and RV

Carmen Electra # / DATE MOVIE and SCARY MOVIE 4

Jenny McCarthy ## / JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE

Michelle Rodriguez / BLOODRAYNE

 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Danny DeVito # / DECK THE HALLS

Ben Kingsley $$ / BLOODRAYNE

M. Night Shyamalan $ / LADY IN THE WATER

Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3

David Thewlis / BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO! and THE OMEN

 

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Tim Allen & Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3

Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit / WICKER MAN

Hilary & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS

Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts / BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO

Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans / LITTLE MAN

 

WORST REMAKE or RIP-OFF

LITTLE MAN (Rip-off of the 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")

PINK PANTHER (Sony/Columbia)

POSEIDON (Warner Bros.)

THE SHAGGY DOG (Disney)

WICKER MAN

 

WORST PREQUEL or SEQUEL

BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO!

BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2 (Fox)

GARFIELD 2: A TAIL of TWO KITTIES (Fox)

SANTA CLAUSE 3 (Disney)

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (New Line)

 

WORST DIRECTOR

Uwe Boll # / BLOODRAYNE

Michael Caton-Jones / BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO!

Ron Howard $$ / THE DA VINCI CODE (Sony/Columbia)

M. Night Shyamalan $ / LADY IN THE WATER

Keenan Ivory Wayans # / LITTLE MAN

 

WORST SCREENPLAY

BASICALLY, IT STINKS, TOO Screenplay by Leora Barish & Henry Bean,

Based on Characters Created by Joe Ezsterhas##

BLOODRAYNE Screenplay by Guinevere Turner, Based on the Video Game

LADY IN THE WATER Original Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

LITTLE MAN Written by Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans

WICKER MAN Screenplay Adapted by Neil LaBute from a Screenplay by Anthony Schaffer

 

WORST EXCUSE for FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT (New Category!)

DECK THE HALLS (Fox)

GARFIELD: A TAIL OF 2 KITTIES

RV (Sony/Columbia)

SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE

THE SHAGGY DOG

Oh yeah Tim Allen..disastrous!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah Tim Allen..disastrous!!!!!!!!!!

 

so as Sharon Stone...:laugh3:

You mean so is.....