ok here are some jokes which i find funny and would like to share, after all... who doesn't like to laugh!??

 

 

An man walks into a bar, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

 

The man becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."

 

 

one more :P

 

 

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

 

 

:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

 

hope you enjoyed them (didn't post more just in case no one liked them)

Sorry, no offence to Irish, i tried to rube out all the words related to Ireland in the first joke but missed one, my mistake :embarassed:

tnx.........i now no wat it feels like to be blond, im at the butt of every joke humph.

*british accent* Are you having a laugh?