Majson Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I did one on the official board..might as well do one here Family Guy quotes Quagmire to two lesbians: You ladies ever been penetrated Stewie: She needs to get laid, big time Peter:Is that really the blood of christ? Damn, that guy must've been wasted 24/7 Lois: Ohh look at Stewie, isn't he adorable playing with his Sesame Street phone? Stewie: PUT ME THROUGH TO THE PENTAGON! Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes? Stewie: DON'T TOY WITH ME ERNIE!! I've already dispatched with Mr.Hooper, I've got six armed men stationed oustide Big Bird's nest... and as for Linda... well.. it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it? Stewie: (stewie is fat at this point and cant make his arm meet his mouth)Damn you icecream, come to my mouth, how dare you disobey me! What are you looking at you infantile stupid, thats right, damn you and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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