A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases? "Of course not" the Madam said.

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter and me will have sex. She will then get the Dose that I just caught". "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it".

"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap, ....and HE'S the bastard who ran over my FROG !!

 

HTTT :twisted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH! oh my god thats disturbing!

why would a 12 year old boy go to a horehouse? excluding dinisio.

haha :lol:

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radi0ed? where have you been?

thats twas whati was thinking :oops:

radi0ed? where have you been?

 

 

my absence from the board was due to pc related problems !

or in the words of Mr Yorke ...........

How To Dissapear Completely And Never Be Found !

 

 

 

HTTT :twisted:

lol! oh alright :)

how are you?

haha yea my pc sux!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x

oh hyah...amanda you were saying about those computer problems?

:-o WHAT ABOUT EM?

no l was saying...remember you were saying long time ago...bout how it want working?? your comp...like it would break down..l was just relating it to radi0ed's problem :shrug: lol but l dunno if its the same thing bahh lol

oh yea my computer does that ALOT! :P :-x