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The council house Beckhams

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The council house Beckhams

 

Last updated at 22:27pm on 15th June 2007 commentIconSm.gif Comments

Posh says she envies the simplicity of council estate life. Ever happy to help, we make her dream come true.

This week, Victoria Beckham said she'd be happy to swop her mansions for a council house so long as she had David by her side.

"Sometimes I see a couple who've just finished work, sitting in their car and she's got a Barclays Bank badge on and he's got this Dicons badge on and they're going home for dinner," she sighed wistfully. "Sometimes that looks nice to me."

Here, with the help of two lookalikes, Ursula Hirschkorn takes a wry look at what a day in the life of the council house Beckhams might entail.

 

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8am: A world away from the trappings of Beckingham Palace, a new day is dawning for Posh and Becks as they take up residence in their council home.

 

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9am: David opens an ASBO which has arrived for one of the mini-Beckhams.

 

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10am: The Beckhams start their day at the shops - with a trip to Primark.

 

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11am: Driving home from their shopping spree, their Vauxhall Astra breaks down. David calls for assistance.

 

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11.30: When their car is towed away, the Beckhams miss their bus home.

 

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12.30pm: Home at last and it's lunchtime. Victoria can't see what Jamie's got against Turkey Twizzlers.

 

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2pm: After all that hard work, Victoria decides she needs a treat and heads off to the local salon for a spray tan.

 

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3pm: With all those football shirts to wash, an ex-Spice Girl's work is never done.

 

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4pm: Meanwhile, David decides to honour his new home with another tattoo for his collection.

 

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5pm: David's home from training at the sports centre. The news isn't good.

 

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6pm: It's another big night in for the Beckhams with the beers, Bacardi Breezers and TV remote.

 

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7pm: David and Victoria relax after a hard day with a quick game of snooker.

 

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9pm: After hanging up their "snooker bats", they head out to Becca Bingo, where Posh explains the rules - slowly.

 

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11pm: After a celebratory drink, the Beckhams make for home in a bespoke people carrier.

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