A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The

husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to

read.

 

 

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing

and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar

with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out

a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.

 

 

Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her

and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

 

 

"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "duh

-- isn't it obvious?"

 

 

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

 

 

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

 

 

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in

and write you up."

 

 

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the

irate woman.

 

 

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

 

 

"Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the

equipment." :roll:

 

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's

likely she can also think.

:lol:

hehe :D

its true :lol:

:lol:

yes...us women have it RIGHT! :lol: :lol:

wahoo!! :lol:

Haha theres a lot of oestrogen going on in this topic but I do have to admit that was clever :lol:

 

But I still think its stupid when women think they can be proud that they're all smarter than every male.

 

Its like Einstein was male, he was smart... Men smarter than women :P

:lol:

yea but thats one guy....

 

It's not that women are smarter than men, it's just that we have a way to seem smarter by the way we act...it's kinda hard to explain....

yea but thats one guy....

 

That was my sarcastic point! Geese...

christ..exactly..reily is ALWAYS right :lol:

Always ;)

 

 

 

 

 

(^Another correct comment, runs in a vicious cycle)