December 27th

 

TODAY I GOT 500 POUNDS WORTH OF ROCKS FROM GENA, SHE BE MAH GIRL, IVE FUCKED HER MORE TIMES THAN SHE HAS TEETH. So about never.

I wish people could see the real me, l'm just a skinny white girl from Devon, l'm so lonely.

 

December 28th

 

YAAAAAA I LOST MAH VIRGINITY 2DAII, IT WAS BETTER THAN THE USUALY 3 MINUTE POWER WANK TO ASAINS WITH NO BODY HAIR, FUCK YEEEEEEEE

 

December 29th

 

IM OFF DA HOOK, SOMETIMEZ I WANNA FUCK MAH SELF... (WELL I DO BUT I DONT WANT THAT BEING KNOWN) I PWNED 2 PEOPLE ON THE COLDPLAYING FORUMS TODAY

I HOPE TO BECOME POPULAR WITH THE ASIAN MAN LADIES, FUCK THEY GET ME HORNY, IM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW, TALKING ABOUT HOES ON THE STREETS OF COMPTON, CRACK, FUCKING UNCLES, AND WEAVES MAKES ME CUM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i secretly want to have sex with Meow, i love some of that pussy action

You, sir, are completely disgusting. You are the dirt I scrape off the bottoms of my shoes when I return from my afternoon stroll. Could you please, perhaps, discontinue your less-than-appropriate language?

I'LL WHUP YO ASS YALL JUS NEED SOME PUSSY

I BE HOOD FO REAL SO SHUT DA FUCK UP

You, sir, are completely disgusting. You are the dirt I scrape off the bottoms of my shoes when I return from my afternoon stroll. Could you please, perhaps, discontinue your less-than-appropriate language?

 

You know you want me ;)

No. YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

-cough-

 

Sorry.

 

And, no, I do not "want" you.

YALL WANT JANICE AGAIN HUH DAT STUPID BITCH

No. YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

-cough-

 

Sorry.

 

And, no, I do not "want" you.

 

omfg Calm it.

YALL WANT JANICE AGAIN HUH DAT STUPID BITCH

 

Janice is sucking me now

THAT GIRL JUS NEED TA GET LAID THATS ALL

 

JANICE DOESNT SUCK GOOD

THIS IS THE BEST SUCK IVE EVER HAD

FUCK THAT I CAN DO BETTER

By the way, My name isn't fucking meow! It's AJ,!!

Hello AJ! How are you doing?

I'm sorry but i've never actually liked you because of your bodyhair. It just goes everywhere and it takes ages to clean up the room you've been in even with my super vacuum cleaner.

I think you should try waxing! it helped one of my other clients as well :)

meow meow! meow meow meow? meow?

(Bikini wax? Clients? Oh you dirty little maid!)

I think you'll need a whole body wax to be honest.

I can arrange you a meeting with the world's best waxer! You'll be more than happy with the result!

 

 

 

meow meow meow meow meow meow

(I see...and this wil cost me how much?)

Well.. Probably something around 200£ but hey! you're one hairy thing :stunned:

By the way, My name isn't fucking meow! It's AJ,!!

 

ILL CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT

MAHBITCH

AWWWWWWW

I NEED A WAX

BUT ID MUCH RATHER WAX YOU LOT IN THE GENTIAL AREA

LET ME BE YOUR WAXER TONIGHT

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, i'll be there ;)

OH BARRYYYYYY

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, Oh Yellowey!

WE SHOULD MATE

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, I Would.

Hey, AJ!! Ever done it with someone who's just three apples high?? We're about the same hight, amd I'm too pissed to complain!

 

You can smurf me anytime!!