Or not so recently.

 

I couldn't find a thread like this, and I did search.

 

So I'm just going to copy and paste this blog I typed up last night...some of it doesn't make sense because I was tired and kind of posting whatever popped into my head.

 

My brother locked us out of the bathroom.

 

I didn't even start worrying about it until I had to use it.

 

"This is the most retarded thing you've ever done!"

 

Anyway...I tried to pick the lock, but it wouldn't work. So even though I knew it wouldn't work, I tried to take off the doorknob and the lock-y part. But that didn't work and I just ended up taking the whole thing apart.

 

So then we went to the backyard and opened up the window (it was difficult, I had to stick my hands up between the screen and the window, and then pull the screen out). Then Jared climbed up on the box-y thing (I forget what it's called...it's too late for words) and crawled into the window. After moments of incompetence, I decided to try and climb in through the window myself.

Keep in mind that I'm hooked up to an iPod, I have three scarves on, a jacket, and a whole bunch of rags and other stuff...

 

I handed Jared my iPod through the window (I'm amazed I did something smart like that for a change), threw my scarves in the bathroom, and climbed on the box. When I finally got the upper half of my body in through the window, I realized that I lost my footing and I couldn't get back down if things didn't work out too well in the window. The grooves where the window shuts were digging into my abdomen. Ouch. My legs were sort of flailing on the outside of the house and I was afraid the window would shut on me. I was also afraid that I'd fall in or out and break myself, so I had Jared come over and help pull me in so I'd have a softer landing. But that didn't work, and I just ended up landing on him.

 

So I had to put the doorknob back together on the bathroom side of the door, which took a few minutes. For some reason Jared turning on "Love's Not A Competition (But I'm Winning)" up on my iPod while I was reassembling the doorknob, so now that'll always remind me of the dumbest night I have ever lived through.

 

It took me ten minutes to put the screws back in on the doorknob, so I almost peed myself. xP

 

But I made it, dammit!

She came in through the bathroom window...

:laugh3: Awesome story. How long was he locked in for?

He wasn't locked in; we were both locked out.

For 3+ hours.

I think I might have had a better night if he had been.

Oh okay, I must have misread that haha. You shuold have just went in a pot like the old days before flush toilets.

I haven't a chamber pot. :(

 

We do have pots, but those are for cooking...not urine.

I guess you wouldn't want to piss in a cooking pot.

Definitely not.

 

I could go in the melting pot.

mmmmmmmmm melting pot.

i had to pee into this weird pot-(ish) thingy about 3 years ago because of some plummers bah!

They were in all the bathrooms and i had just got home and i was like exploding and had to pee..

 

so i did what i had to :uhoh:

 

 

It was a bit gross though.

couldn't you just pee outside?

:laugh3: That is slightly gross!

 

 

 

Last night, a few friends and I decided to try doing the Carmen Electra's strip dancing workout. It was too hilarious to watch. But I think or abs got a workout from all the laughing. That's weird right?

i had to pee into this weird pot-(ish) thingy about 3 years ago because of some plummers bah!

They were in all the bathrooms and i had just got home and i was like exploding and had to pee..

 

so i did what i had to :uhoh:

 

 

It was a bit gross though.

 

that story got a laugh out loud from me

couldn't you just pee outside?

 

 

I don't know really..i think the workers were outside too and my brother was at home so i didn't want to be seen hahahaha

:laugh3: That is slightly gross!

 

 

 

Last night, a few friends and I decided to try doing the Carmen Electra's strip dancing workout. It was too hilarious to watch. But I think or abs got a workout from all the laughing. That's weird right?

 

 

 

:laugh3:

I have got to get that video, man. Who needs Taebo? We'll just strip in gym class!