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Funny stories thread...

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thats my cousins for ya! :lol:

the water guns were like tubes with big holes at the end.

you stick the end in the water and pull back on the handle and it filled up with all the stuff....they were kinda like big syringes....

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:/ wow that gives me an :idea2: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: be aware be verrrryyyy aware :devil:

I have way too many funny stories to tell....but heres a few....

*I got caught attempting to sneak into a drive in movie through a trunk...imagine that. :embarrased:

*I fell in church walking back from communion. :o

*I had a marshmallow fight in my backyard with friends last night...it was too fun. Try it. :lol:

I have more...I'll save for later.

hhahahaha u tried to get into a movie by being in the trunk of a car Kenna? hahah that's so funny.

 

Theres a lot of stories in Etobicoke.

* One of my friends got in trouble for loitering.

* For graduation my bro and the rest of the grads got a pig and set it loose in the school.

* Michael Douglas was flirting with my cousin's girlfriend when he was drunk.

* Chris Martin and the Coldplay gang almost hit my friend with their van. And when Chris opened his door, banged my friend's shoulder.

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hahaha whatd chris say?

Chris didn't say anything to my friend. haha. He's really snobby in person, when I met him.

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dang! maybe we should all gang up and try to pull that stick out of his arse lol...he should have said something! did he know that he hit your friend? and Oh when was this? and did michael douglas REALLY do that cuz hes friggin married! and when was that...hahaha alot of questions.eh :wink3:

Michael Douglas did that when his wife Catherine Zeta Jones was filming Chicago in Toronto. I'm serious!

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ohhhh ok yea i thought that was when...did you ever see any people from the chicago movie walking around??? hahah what a jack-hole. :dozey:

no. They were all downtown. I live in the suburbs. :cry:

Yes...I did...and I'm proud of it!!!! It was a drive in, and my friends were just like 'dude someone should get in the trunk!' and me being a daredevil :sneaky: , I did along with my friend Jeff. We wouldn't have gotten caught if some lameass who was going to the drive in also didn't tell on us!! :angry: Lame huh? And I heard the key, and I almost died and there was one of the workers standing there and she looked so pissed and i just smiled with my cute little angel smile :D it was more like... :/ I didn't really know what to do. But the stories worth it....the misedeminor, 20 hours of community service and theft classes...lets just say I was the angel at the "theft classes". :kiss:

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:lol: :lol: you nut. lol. :D

you had to take theft classes?

thats pretty harsh isn't it?

I thought so! The cop made everyone go up to a board and write down how much we "stole" was...and everyone else was writing like $400 and $600. I went up and wrote $6.00. And people laughed at me! But I felt good that they were, pathedic people. :P

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:lol: :lol: but you didnt commit theft lol.why didnt you put 0?

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