bow chicka wow wow.

chicka wow wow indeed! :laugh3: i dunno what i man

 

 

 

somebody's obviously a P.I.M.P. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

somebody's obviously a P.I.M.P. :rolleyes:

 

Well that's still preferable to a gimp.:rolleyes:

 

 

 

somebody's obviously a P.I.M.P. :rolleyes:

ya i obviously am ;)

so you above me, a vampire? hm. nice :P.

:wink3: rawr.....

so you above me, a vampire? hm. nice :P.

according to certain people i am :D

:rolleyes: i have no idea what youre talking about.

 

 

 

 

 

IS YOUR LAST NAME WALKERAGE!?

:rolleyes: i have no idea what youre talking about.

 

 

 

 

 

IS YOUR LAST NAME WALKERAGE!?

:laugh3: nah close though...take of some letters to make a word that means slower than runner ;) :D

WALKER! ho snap. :dance: get online!!!! :dance:

Vampires?

 

 

Oh, I'm all for the vampires! :D

James !!

The little vampire !

I have an advantage . . . You can't bite a fish ! :P

according to certain people i am :D

 

what have you done to obtain that name. bite peoples neck. look like one? lol...i was terrified of vampired when i was young, i would go to sleep thinking a vampire would suck my blood when asleep :'(

HEY! the title of this thread is a Kaiser Chiefs song. :P

New Joke:

 

A man walks into a bar in Texas. He seems very depressed until the bartender comes over to him and offers him the chance to win a free 6 pack. The man is now listening very intently at this opportunity.

"You must do 3 things," the bartender says. "First, you must drink an entire bottle of tequila. Then you must go outside and remove a sore tooth from the mouth of an alligator. Finally, there is a very pretty girl upstairs who has never been with a man. You must make this right. If you do all this, you will win a 6 pack and my respect."

The man accepts the challenge. First, he drinks down an entire bottle of tequila. By the time he finished, he was so drunk he could barely stand on his own.

Next, he went outside to the alligator. The people inside the bar heard strange noises of rustling and fighting and the alligator screaming.

After a few minutes, the man came back into the bar. He was all beaten up and bleeding and he said, "Okay. So now where is that girl with the sore tooth?"

Vampires?

 

 

Oh, I'm all for the vampires! :D

 

heck yes! ahm, edward cullen anyone? :dozey:

New Joke:

 

A man walks into a bar in Texas. He seems very depressed until the bartender comes over to him and offers him the chance to win a free 6 pack. The man is now listening very intently at this opportunity.

"You must do 3 things," the bartender says. "First, you must drink an entire bottle of tequila. Then you must go outside and remove a sore tooth from the mouth of an alligator. Finally, there is a very pretty girl upstairs who has never been with a man. You must make this right. If you do all this, you will win a 6 pack and my respect."

The man accepts the challenge. First, he drinks down an entire bottle of tequila. By the time he finished, he was so drunk he could barely stand on his own.

Next, he went outside to the alligator. The people inside the bar heard strange noises of rustling and fighting and the alligator screaming.

After a few minutes, the man came back into the bar. He was all beaten up and bleeding and he said, "Okay. So now where is that girl with the sore tooth?"

 

hehe i didn't get it at first. i guess he's really INTO animals :)

New Joke:

 

A man walks into a bar in Texas. He seems very depressed until the bartender comes over to him and offers him the chance to win a free 6 pack. The man is now listening very intently at this opportunity.

"You must do 3 things," the bartender says. "First, you must drink an entire bottle of tequila. Then you must go outside and remove a sore tooth from the mouth of an alligator. Finally, there is a very pretty girl upstairs who has never been with a man. You must make this right. If you do all this, you will win a 6 pack and my respect."

The man accepts the challenge. First, he drinks down an entire bottle of tequila. By the time he finished, he was so drunk he could barely stand on his own.

Next, he went outside to the alligator. The people inside the bar heard strange noises of rustling and fighting and the alligator screaming.

After a few minutes, the man came back into the bar. He was all beaten up and bleeding and he said, "Okay. So now where is that girl with the sore tooth?"

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

That was a good one man!!!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

heck yes! ahm, edward cullen anyone? :dozey:

 

 

Um, Edward is mine. Back Off. :veryangry2:

Um, Edward is mine. Back Off. :veryangry2:

 

really? cuz, i see an awful lot of fans saying that exact same thing. :rolleyes:

 

 

and i swore he was Bella's but maybe i'm wrong. ;)

really? cuz, i see an awful lot of fans saying that exact same thing. :rolleyes:

 

 

and i swore he was Bella's but maybe i'm wrong. ;)

 

 

Oh, you are wrong, but its ok, happens all the time. I forgive you. ;)

:rolleyes:

Where is the riot??

OMG ITS RICKS FACE AGAIN. even though the last one was ricks face but OMFWELKRJEWKLJCKELWJRK, ello there!

Wtf,don't lose your marbles......:laugh3: