CatDubh Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: "green", "pink" and "yellow". The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV." Last was the Spanish: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 :D lol...i've heard that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharina Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 HA HA HA!!! That is hilarious!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethany Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 fitting, very fitting...and funny too. that;s like the only foreigners joke i haven't heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatDubh Posted December 12, 2002 Author Share Posted December 12, 2002 Oh, by the by, hope no-one Italian or French or Spanish took offense... didn't mean to be rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 i dont think so :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracy Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 :D Nah, I think there are plenty Irishmen, Englishmen and Scotsmen jokes around to forever make up for jokes that that!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 heres one i found Three guys are walking... A black guy, a Mexican guy and a white guy are walking along when they find a bottle with a genie inside. The genie says that he will grant them one wish apiece. The black guy says, "I want all my African brothers in America to be back in Africa where they can be free.' the genie grants his wish. The Mexican guy says, "I want all my Mexican brothers to be back in Mexico where they can be free." the genie grants his wish, and then turns to the white guy. "So you just sent all the Mexicans back to Mexico and all the black people back to Africa?" he asks the genie. "Yes," the genie replies. "Okay," the guy says, "I'll have a coke. then." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracy Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 :o Ooh that's bad!!!!! :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Shoot the chihuahua A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla sitting in a tree, staring back at him. He tried unsuccessfully to get the gorilla to leave, so he called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with: a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs, and a shotgun. Now listen carefully," the serviceman told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for the privates of the animal, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs!" "Got it." the homeowner replied. "But what's the shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," said the serviceman, "shoot the Chihuahua." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatDubh Posted December 12, 2002 Author Share Posted December 12, 2002 OK, here's an Irish one: 'Hello. Is that Dublin double two, double two?' asked the caller. 'Indeed no,' said Murphy. 'It's Dublin two, two, two, two.' 'I'm sorry to have troubled you,' said the caller. 'It's all right,' said Murphy. 'I had to answer the phone anyway!' DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethany Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 ouch :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 So there are these four guys on an airplane. There's a Frenchman, an Englishman, a Mexican, and a Texan. Anyway, the plane starts to malfunction, and the plane is headed towards a mountain range. The pilot tells them that in order to keep the plane from running into the mountain range, three of them have to jump out. First, the Frenchman steps up, yells "Viva la France!" and jumps out of the plane. Then the Englishman steps up, yells "God save the Queen!" and jumps off the plane. Then the Texan steps up. He yells "Remember the Alamo!" and tosses the Mexican off the plane. I know, I know, horrible. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerrymanGirl1 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 :lol: thats great Violet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Haha, thanks. :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twizted Logik Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 A Jewish pilot has his first flight with his new Chinese co-pilot. As soon as they take off, the pilot says, "I don't like the Chinese." "Why not?" asks the co-pilot. "Chinese attacked Pearl Harbor" says the pilot "no no, that was the Japanese" says the co-pilot. The pilot responds "Chinese, Japanese, they're all the same." After a minute the Chinese co-pilot announces "No like Jews!" "Why not?" demands the pilot. "Jews sink the Titanic!" says the co-pilot. "No, an iceberg sank the Titanic" says the pilot. The co-pilot responds "Goldberg, Steinberg, iceberg, all the same!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Wow. Err...nice job bumping a 7-year old thread guys. :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 the jokes were funny and I didn't want to plagiarize :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 :rolleyes3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivet Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Ha... Violet... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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