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Revealed: Hitler really did only have ONE testicle!!

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Revealed: Hitler really did only have ONE testicle, confirms German WWI medic who saved his life

 

By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 1:02 PM on 19th November 2008

 

 

 

An almost lost account from a German army medic who treated Adolf Hitler during World War I may have finally proved the Nazi leader did have just one testicle.

Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s because he felt guilty for saving the future tyrant’s life after he was injured at the Battle of the Somme.

Father Franciszek Pawlar noted down the admission in confidence - but only now has the document been made public 23 years after Mr Jambor died.

 

article-0-00937A7D00000259-636_468x375.jpg A German army medic who treated an injured Adolf Hitler during World War I told a priest the Nazi leader did have just one testicle. He made the revelation in the 1960s because he felt guilty for saving the future tyrant’s life

The story that Hitler may have been monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle - has been mocked for years in a British song, see below.

But until now there was very little proof the dictator had a missing testicle.

The claim had been written off by many historians as Allied propaganda – despite an alleged Soviet autopsy backing it up.

Records show Hitler, who was twice decorated for bravery as he faced enemy fire on a daily basis in his role as a runner, did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

 

article-1087380-0059AE3A00000258-956_468x686.jpg Corporal Adolf Hitler (pictured right) during World War I. He suffered a groin injury during the Battle of the Somme

Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life.

He told the Sun: ‘In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

‘For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

‘They called him the ‘screamer”. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming “help, help”.

‘His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle.

‘His first question to the doctor was: “Will I be able to have children?”.’

Mr Hanczuch said that when the Nazis swept to power Mr Jambor began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving its leader.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: ‘This genuinely new twist is fascinating.’

 

The lyrics (sung to the tune of The Colonel Bogey March)

 

‘Hitler has only got one ball,

 

the other is in the Albert Hall.

 

His mother, the dirty b****r,

 

cut it off when he was small.’

 

An alternative version has the lyrics:

 

‘Hitler has only got one ball,

 

Goering has two but very small.

 

Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,

 

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.’

Can we give some respect for the dead people, please:angry:

Can we give some respect for the dead people, please:angry:

 

Oh dear, I think we struck a nerve. :laugh3:

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Oh dear, I think we struck a nerve. :laugh3:

 

Well I definitely think he's got one after that reaction!!:rolleyes:

Oh dear, I think we struck a nerve. :laugh3:

 

You strucked the morals, not a nerve

:shocked2: LMAO!, HAHAHA!

While interesting, this thread should be nominated next year for "Most Random" oh, and the "Hot Presidents" thread. now that one is bizarre but made me chuckle:rolleyes:

i didn't knew about some song about it :o

 

so he had something in common with the dictator that we had here, a part of run a dictatorship... :uhoh:

Morals for this murdering tyrant? :lol:

Morals for this murdering tyrant? :lol:

 

 

Yes of course, and you can't divide the ethics and principles. It's for the friends and the enemies. In anyway he dead man now so let's show some respect for dead men.

Yes of course, and you can't divide the ethics and principles. It's for the friends and the enemies. In anyway he dead man now so let's show some respect for dead men.

 

 

 

What the hell? You are seriously lost,maybe the trilithon of kutulu has you in its grasps...:laugh3:

I only respect the dead when they deserved respect while living.

 

I suppose Hitler respected the millions who were slaughtered at his hand when they were being dumped in mass graves.

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